so i just dont

but i could

[thememedaddy]

[pupbeat]

[Image description: A bsky post reading, “You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock” by user undeniablyalex. End ID.]

[punkitt-is-here]

currently thinking about how funny it would be to have a group of those kinky mechsploitation lesbian pilots with the fucked up handler hound dynamics and throw one (1 ☝️) super robot shonen girl in there who's completely unaffected

[punkitt-is-here]

had to draw them

[icaseybaybee]

[jadechasegranger]

[trasno-personal]

[IDs/ Art of fish made of collage over a dark background with yellow text on top reading "joy has a habit of returning". The second image is the same but edited to say " joy can be baited into returning" /End IDs]

[afraidtoblink]

addition by @eatthekidsfirst: Original art without text by Julie Beynon Burnett, They Swam and They Swam (via ArtUk)

[jareckiworld]

Geert Kooiman  —  Glove   (gelatine silver print on linnen, leather, wood, glass and synthetics, 1971)

[staticvoicebox]

[image description: a somewhat hazy print of a strong pair of hands pulling on a leather glove, housed in a black frame. another leather glove rests against the frame, seeming to match the one in the print. end image description.]

[gunsngear]

“Bee Nott Afrayed  Of Anny Man Thatt Walks Beneath The Skys Tho Big He Bee Or Small You Bee For I Will Equalize”

[salix-narcissae]

[ID: Two images of a revolver with the above text carved into its handle and documentation regarding the revolver beneath the revolver /end ID]

[cryptotheism]

I sit alone in an unfurnished room for several hours, locked in meditation. After several days of silence, my eyes snap open.

"I just passed the Bechdel Test"

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

[mrfunnyinthebank]

Image description:

2 gifs depicting a scene from The Matrix (1999). In the original scene, Neo has just used Matrix technology to learn new skills almost instantaneously. Neo turns to his new mentor, Morpheus, to speak to him about it.

In the first gif, Neo, portrayed by Keanu Reeves, is in a reclined position. His face takes up most of the frame. Neo looks ahead blankly, and then turns toward Morpheus with a subtle look of disbelief. His mouth moves, saying "I know kung fu."

The text at the bottom of the gif has been edited to replace all but the first word, creating the new caption "I just passed the Bechdel Test."

The second gif shows Morpheus, portrayed by Laurence Fishburne, leaning forward toward Neo. A screen and wires can be seen in the room behind him. Because this scene takes place outside of the Matrix, Morpheus is not wearing his iconic sunglasses. Morpheus is also showing very little expression, his lips the only part of his face that moves when he speaks. Morpheus pauses as he leans in before saying "show me." This caption is unedited.

End description.

[shiftythrifting]

you, uh, want some bathtub grappa?

[aflo]

not unless it's Uncle Scary's.

[cilantroodon]

[ID: a picture of an empty glass bottle. On its label there's a picture of an elderly man crouching next to a bathtub. The label reads:

Uncle Scary's Bathtub Grappa

/End ID]

[nonetoon]

[nonetoon]

I made this in reference to comic/game stuff but I’m glad to see this one’s going over well with all the writers

[sarroora]

Reblog to give your followers and mutuals the strength to continue

[magicratfingers]

oops

[uncleasad]

[Image ID: Drawing of a figure with two rabbit-like ears, two large eyes, and two limbs, with the sharpened nub of a pencil to the left of it. The drawing is captioned “Oh shit, girl did you intimidate yourself out of working on a project for fun?” /end ID]

[venom-princess-deactivated20250]

[greenbearplaidbow]

yes BUT ALSO THIS IS Mon Rovîa (@mon_rovia_boy on tiktok or @monroviaboy on YouTube) PLEASE CHECK OUT HIS MUSIC

[battymoonflower7]

ID/ a photograph of the back of a person pointing with both thumbs towards the text overlaid on the back of their shirt. Text reads: "you need to be slow maxxing. you need to be reading long, fat books. you need to be making 48 chocolate chip cookies. you need to spend hours watching wildlife. you need to spend 15 minutes making coffee. you need to breathe in and out. you need to be slowwwwwww." /End ID

[twinktorturer]

the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear

[browsingfreakshit]

Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this

[april]

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

[gayluigi]

[aceghostie]

[ID: Tag that reads “#women are like diamonds because they are pretty and also are in minecraft sometimes” /end ID]

[bish0ps]

[dogwoodbite]

[ID: text draft "yayy" with suggested text "yayyy" "yayyyy" and "yay.com" /End ID]

[draconym]

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

[allyourlife]

my fav calvin n hobbes joke and no one ever puts it anywhere

[nevershootamockingbird]

[ Begin ID: A comic panel from Calvin and Hobbes. Clavin's mom is seated at a desk, looking at a letter in her typewriter, and asking, "Who wrote 'help I'm a bug' on my letter to Grandma?". Calvin, walking past, answers, "Evidently some bug. How strange." / End ID ]

[echotunes]

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

[mystitchworld]

Eat your greens! 🌱🐑

[treeen]

[ID: A photo of an embroidery project. Geometric shapes in various shades of green surround a lone sheep, simulating green pastures. A green string connects one of the shapes to where the sheep's mouth is. End ID]

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do