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My Other Silly Side Blogs

Here's the links to my other blogs if anyone is interested in similar content focused on the different Hazbin Hotel characters listed below:

ThatBitchVelvetteCakes

Centered around Velvette, I don't really feature any specific ship on this one currently. It's mainly just Vel being a bad bitch lol

AlastorsShade

Centered around Alastor, features some radiostatic content specifically onewaybroadcast/radiosilence. There are some drabbles posted on it too, featuring Alastor's shadow because I'm in love with the idea that they have a mind of their own as well as their own backstory.

SalesShark

Centered around Vox, features some staticmoth content.

PolillaProxeneta

Centered around Valentino, spanish for moth pimp because I'm so original, features some staticmoth content as well. And for this one I mainly post fake text messages instead of screencaps fair warning~

TheOneAndOnlyAngelCakes

Centered around Angel Dust, features HuskerDust content.

DeadBeatDadOfSinners

Centered around Adam, features just a dash of Adamsapple for now /threat

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I hate it when people ask me to “explain my thought process” like hell if I know

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“What’s going on in that head of yours?” Nothing I want to be a part of.

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I hate it when people ask me to “explain my thought process” like hell if I know

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No phone I did not “miss a call” I watched it ring the whole time

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Are you alive?

Don’t ask me no personal shit like this

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[on date] *winks flirty*

and by the way I am soooo haunted by the ghost of my past mistakes and how preventable their consequences were.

Do you want me carnally?

(The morning after)

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Preferred pronouns?

don’t talk about me

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I may seem like an angry person on the surface but!

deep down I’m actually angrier