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all the things on my main blog (cassabis.tumblr.com) dash are hilarious and always end up in my likes so i decided to create a side humor blog for my enjoyment and hopefully yours too! :D :P :3 Party on!

[riplikeren]

[gazehoundz]

you would undo God's punishment?

[garbage-empress]

you want your city to be walkable and bikeable? what's next? suckable? fuckable?

[lelouch]

[birds-and-friends]

Full Video: Riekko mukana hiihtoreissulla, Tolkuton Willow ptarmigan included in ski trip

[comixextra]

For the love of god, PLEASE UNMUTE!!!

[bombcollar]

ptarmigan: [in a deep, croaking voice] awow awow awow awow awow awow awow. awow. awow. awow… awow… bup bup bup bup bup bup. pow. pow. pow.

[creaturetooth]

Eyebrows,,,,,,,,,,,,,…….

[disaster-theysbian]

HELLO MR PTARMIGAN!!!!!

[coolxatu]

heartbreaking

[dasebeleren]

inject the contents of this bin directly into my veins

[bace-jeleren]

Take a sip babes

[dasebeleren]

[ottermatopoeia]

the most forbidden cocktail

[proseandpeonies]

y’all ever just listening to a podcast while doing chores or something and it gets interesting so you just are standing there like

[fairycosmos]

i hate applying for jobs because the employers are always like: do you enjoy working in a stressful environment???? do you strive for unobtainable standards of perfection???? are you good at dealing with people that make you feel extremely uncomfortable??? do you mind losing real hours of your life in order to make minimum wage?? are you a fan of capitalism??? do you love selling your soul just so you can afford to live???

[latenitewaffles]

[superattacku]

Remember that Raccoon that was crushed by the cruel fate that is cotton candy plus water? Well, there was a happy ending after all!

[thechubbynerd]

LOOK AT HIM HE LEARNED

[effyoutrav]

give him anything he wants

[lullychi]

This video is serotonine fuel

[captainclickycat]

Hurt/comfort

[kickerofelves]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died

[atlastheninth]

5 times you didn’t die and one time you did

[sisyphusshrugged]

ask not for whom the baja blasts

[machetelanding]

[i-love-weed-n-cheese]

[stonerparty]

i-love-weed-n-cheese

[we-couch]

bella swan was the most gullible bitch on the planet. edward really went "babe i can read EVERYBODYS minds here.........except yours" and she was like fuck man he must be tellin the truth