Rob McElhenney cured my depression

I'm Lizzy and I'm like an idiot a lot of the time.

[slowspinningredemption]

had a dream last night where I took a uquiz called "what do you serve?" and at first the questions were standard but as the quiz progressed they became more and more highly specific to me personally and the answers became more and more similar and I realised the quiz Knew me and was forcing me into being honest by giving me no other option so I tried to click out but it just went to the next question which was "are you the spider? or are you the web?" and it had an option for each but I didn't click either so it then turned to a text box and I typed "I think I'm the fly" and the quiz paused for a while and then took me to a results page that said "you serve truth" and the description just read "what you know will kill you but you will die laughing" so like. good morning everyone I guess :/

[mariaalenkoshepard]

OP I think the devil visited you in your sleep

[spamton]

You're telling me a ginger bred this man?

[atombombtom]

this post actually made me consider my mortality. i am going to die one day oh my god

[spamton]

good evening?

[shallitickleyournerdbutton]

an update

[badnew2005]

[redpandarascal]

presenting… my favorite Garfield strip of all time:

I think of this every time I am in a sunbeam and get sleepy.

[30-minute-memes]

“That Lion only eats good food”

[ilovewinningbabyiwantitall-deac]

Wait this rules.

[complete-trash-and-despair]

I thought this was some weird Christian game but wow

[angry-yet-asexual]

There is literally no way to anticipate how this video ends

[neverwhere]

This is the greatest plot twist in cinematic history

[bender-rodrigas]

[scp-230]

This is the dude that hired the clown

[whatamidoingqueer]

i love that you can just say “this is the the dude that hired the clown” AND EVERYONE IMMEDIATELY KNOWS WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT.

[heathertail]

[gorillateaparty]

Thank you for context!

[sandandglass]

[vetmedirl]

God bless nurses forever

[dynamite5ftjewishbitch]

[ryebreadgf]

i will never understand why americans write dates like that. it hurts my brain. it’s just pure logic to go from day to month to year

[ryebreadgf]

@ americans in the notes trying to explain that it actually does make sense: no it doesn’t <3

[degenerate-perturbation]

Bears are easily one of the most animals of all time but a close second is the fossa

[degenerate-perturbation]

Like that sure is an animal alright

[verdadero-mirtilo]

What are the criteria for being the most animal

[loxwyr]

Being shaped, having a diet of certain foods, tendency to live in places. That sort of thing.

[filmnoirsbian]

I love old portraits of people with their pets like yeah that's exactly how me and my cat are

They get it ⬆️

[garfield-comic]

Garfield - 2021-08-30

[natalieironside]

If u want to write a story about a character that's just you but hotter with a dark twisted backstory and magical powers and a pet falcon or something, I think u should just go ahead and do that. Who's gonna stop you? The government?? Fuck the police.

[towerofglass]

[mangonetics]

Receding hairlines are a hoe trait. Male pattern thottiness

[ukrainian-psycho]

Hell yeah king show more skin!

[snowywarmthkuya]

you guys are just posting anything these days

[emil]

youre just jealous of our receding hairlines

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Don't get sucked into the "if they really cared I wouldn't have to say something" spiral. No matter how close you are with someone, it's unfair to expect them to know things you haven't actually communicated.

[transmantraut-deactivated202111]

[pasparal]

Carrousel on fire in Bergamo, November 22, 2017 Photographer: Oli Freuler