EmbraceTheGodComplex

He/him, 28, DM, Cosplayer, Reader

[jack-of-blades]

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[podcastwizard]

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

[cozyrogue]

the "rip ___ you would have loved ___" meme is inherently more fun with ancient characters. rip clytemnestra you would have loved morse code. rip theseus you would have loved the airtag. rip callisto you would have loved wearing shorts.

[newsiesiswhyimhere]

rip Icarus you would have loved parachutes

[phantomrose96]

I like when fic length/book length/movie length is its own punchline

[phantomrose96]

characters: Ah, I'm so glad that's all over now :). But luckily that's done and dealt with and we can all resume our normal lives now :)

fic length: Chapter 9 out of 48

[phantomrose96]

[medievalspecs]

[memorilore]

[epilepticfox]

Odysseus: Thank you for the concern, but brother, I can assure you Our journey is almost done.

Song 11 of 40

[blondebrainpowered]

Peanuts - March 12, 1959

By Charles Schulz

[dimetrodone]

The scene in Shrek 2 when the Fairy Godmother sings I need a Hero when the giant gingerbread man attacks the castle is still the greatest scene in cinema of all times

[clandestine-weepings]

I'm rereading the infernal devices for the first time in my adult life post-abusive relationship and post-acceptance of chronic illness and it is crazy what specific things I am noticing now that I've never noticed before.

Charlotte (a 23 year old woman) is running the Insitute in a time when women weren't even deemed societal appropriate if they wore PANTS

Tessa is intended by her brother to be the sacrificial lamb for his sins, and she recognizes the root of that before he even acknowledges it when she says that he was always babied and spoiled etc and has not seen consequences or issue with his actions prior to [present book time]

Jem is disabled. Jem is chronically ill and fucking disabled. He is also depicted as attractive as hell, charming beyond belief, and an incredible warrior. At no point does anyone discredit him because of his illness, and Cassie even takes the time to say that "if anyone thought it odd to see a boy of such a young age using a walking stick, they said no such thing." Outside of that, Jem's illness is depicted realistically, but it is never used as pandering or inspiration p0rn. It is so fucking pleasant that a main character is allowed to exist disabled, it can contribute to the plot, but nobody in the story is fucking weird about it. Also, his best friend opting to partner with him for life as fighting partners and blood brothers? Not letting Jem's condition change anything about how [Will] perceives him as both a fighter and a brother? Immaculate.

Period accurate societal expectations being addressed: Sophie losing her job because of her face being cut (pretty privilege, parlor maid pre-req being that you must be attractive to look at); Jessamine fighting so avidly against her training because it is unladylike and she fears it will prevent her from leading the life of a "normal woman" of the time.

TLDR - @cassandraclare you are STILL 1000000% That Bitch(tm)

[margoshansons]

Gale really be like “one moment with you could sate me for a lifetime” and “with you I forget my goddess” and “these stars as my witness you will always be enough for me” and “Gale Dekarios likes you too very very much” and “I love you more than anyone mortal or immortal” and people expect me not to romance him every time I play??

[bananiii-0]

[saltypiratepunk]

Look, I hoped I could draw more while on sick leave but... dai won't replay itself (I really needed to get to Dorian as soon as inhumanly possible)

Not as bad as previous several attempts, maybe will colour it later because I love Anders so much and his colour pallette is so pretty

[corhyn]

Plaything

[neenarchive]

really hilarious and unsexy when hetero romantasy authors refer to love interests as males and females. you sound like david attenborough narrating a special documentary on two turtles humping in the mud

[neenarchive]

i don't care if he's the king of the fae. if that man called me a desirable female i'd have him gelded

[sangoundercover]

🤭

[maharie1]

First Warden's First Impressions of Rook

[astrariem]

bellara lutare ✨

[stealingpotatoes]

zevran just invite your friends to brunch or smt you can't keep using assassination attempts as good excuses to visit them

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[cherrydj-l]

loghain duel any %