[azulapropaganda]

english isnt my first language btw so when u read my posts in ur head I want u to mispronounce at least one word in it and add a really heavy accent

[azulapropaganda]

stop asking what kind of accent. surprise me

[ink-the-artist]

[ink-the-artist]

the long awaited sequel

[ink-the-artist]

[bi-accident]

[adhduck]

Does the “I’m gonna get a good grade in” person know the impact they’ve had. Do they know they did in fact got a good grade in post, something that’s both normal to want and possible to achieve,

[cellobuster]

They do know it and in fact if you want to support them you can buy a patch or sticker off their Etsy shop

[natalieironside]

Mitch McConnell has been sent to a nice farm out in the country where there's lots of open space to run around and lots of other senators for him to play with

[sawkinator]

can we send him to the glue factory instead

[cjsnaake]

I fuck with this

[sandmandaddy69]

[softeeeeeee]

I salute the flag.

[amygdalae]

I absolutely adore dogs but I think dog haters are (usually) more justified than cat haters wrt their reasoning

[amygdalae]

your average cat hater: I don't like how they r bitchy and ignore me/ won't let me manhandle them

your average dog hater: I have been mortally endangered by an ill-trained dog

[murkymarco]

Caught myself spiraling and then remembered it's just my body not wanting to exist in these temperatures

[evilscientist3]

the thing about fruit flies is that in the abstract, they live peaceful and irreproachable lives nibbling on overripe fruit and its attending microbes, but practically speaking they awaken some sort of primordial rage within me. Get off my bananas you little fucks

[abundantchewtoys]

[itssquidbian]

feminist retelling shoulsnt be the woman does some girlboss shit femist retelling is she does the same stuff except u actually give a shit abt her perspective and thoughts and feelings as a human being this time

[wild-e-eep]

Big volume #FencepostOfTheWeek

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[tockthewatchdog]

[rubyvroom]

[rubyvroom]

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again

[rubyvroom]

[rubyvroom]

Yeah, it's time to get this post out again