Please be gentle with the handcuffs

Kon // they/them // a phillie with the softest spot for dan

[yourlocaldanandphiltrash]

so, hi. I could write paragraphs on how much i'm proud of Dan, on how much i'm happy he has finally fully accepted himself, on how inspiring he is to me and on how much I relate to him. I could write paragraphs on how much I love this man and on how much i'm sincerely and truly happy. but I can't find the right words, not now, and I dont think i've ever will. his video touched me in a way I can't describe. i'm just,, so proud of him and the person he has become regardless of all the shit he has gone through

thank you, dan, for being the person you are and thank you for being such a role model to me and lots of other people

happy pride month, everybody :)

[yourlocaldanandphiltrash]

*On Ellen*

Ellen: so I know you want to meet Dan and Phil

Me: yeah how do you know-

*Voldemort with a rat in hand shows up*

Me: omg ellen you didn't

[yourlocaldanandphiltrash]

Have you ever seen a man so beautiful you started crying because I h a ve

[yourlocaldanandphiltrash]

Me? Totally and completely in love with Phil Michael Lester to the point where I cry by just seeing his face?

It's more likely than what you think

[yourlocaldanandphiltrash]

Wow I didn't know angels could age like,,, life is crazy man you never stop learning

[yourlocaldanandphiltrash]

I wonder how science can explain the fact that Phil Lester becomes even more beautiful each passing day

[yourlocaldanandphiltrash]

Love the new AmazingPhil video and background but the fact that I tweeted "a wall of penises" as a suggestion and Phil didn't even consider it is a big disappointment

[yourlocaldanandphiltrash]

Well at least we're sure we can still call him Mr. Amazing

[yourlocaldanandphiltrash]

so, so, many people care about you!!!!!! you're lovely inside and out!!! don't doubt yourself!!! 🗾💕🌇🌷🌷💓🌷💓🖤💗🌸💐🌷💐☔️🌸💙❣️🌸🌈💙💚🌈💞💛✨💐🌺💓💚🌾💚💓🖤🖤💙🌺💙🌺🍁💛💛💘✨💘💐💛🦋🌺🦋⭐️💓🖤🍁🍁💛⭐️💞💓🖤💞🌾💞🖤💞💘🗾💝🏙🌞🗾🏙🗾💝🏙🌾💜🌾💓💞💓☔️💞🐞🌻🌻🍁🗾🖤💐💐🐞💓💜💗🌾💜🌞🌻💗💜🏞💗💫🐞🏞💗🌻💜🏞🐞🦋🦋💓☔️🖤💘🌾🌟💓🌟⭐️🌺⭐️🌈🌈💛🌺🌟🦋💓🖤☔️🍁🍁✨🌈💐💛✨🌺💓🌈🦋🗾💞💙🏙⭐️🌞❣️🏙🏙💐🌟💐💞🌻🌈💘✨💫✨💘

That's so so sweet 💕💕 thank you so much 💞

But the biggest thanks goes to @boylostinfandoms who asked them to send me this because he's the sweetest person on the planet 💕💖💘 I love you so damn much dude, I'm so glad I met you !! You're one of the best people I know 💖💞 I don't deserve you 💘 thank you for making my day with this 💟💞

[yourlocaldanandphiltrash]

Dan yesterday: end of an era, now onto the future

Dan today: I miss playing the piano AT MY TOUR that I did with my BEST FRIEND AND SOULMATE for MONTHS around THE WORLD hahaha do you remember that guys what a crazy time

[yourlocaldanandphiltrash]

So are we gonna ignore the fact that they took us on a date with them

2019 just started and we have already been blessed amen

[yourlocaldanandphiltrash]

No demon but Phil photographed Dan in his last story because he thought Dan was pretty and you can't change my mind about that thanks for your time bye

[yourlocaldanandphiltrash]

2018 was trash but guess what wasn't? Our lords and saviours Dan and Phil

Thanks dads for making my depressed ass happy this year 😘

[yourlocaldanandphiltrash]

Selfish promo lmao

Hi uh so I'm writing a phanfiction (I cringe every time I call it like that but let's move on) and I'm doing a selfish promo here bc I'm desperate and I'd love for more people to read it so yeah if you like angst check it out ?? Please ?? Thank you!

Read it on Ao3

Read it on wattpad

[yourlocaldanandphiltrash]

Wow the bloopers from pinof 10 were so gay I mean great I mean what

[yourlocaldanandphiltrash]

Hi do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Daniel James Howell

[yourlocaldanandphiltrash]

Can y'all believe Phil Lester invented beauty