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“I wouldn’t recommend it. Hand the box over, please.”
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“Just one more box. – That’s all I want.”
“I wouldn’t recommend it. Hand the box over, please.”
“It was one milk tray. Don’t judge me.”
“No judgment here, sir.”
He was doing his best, he really was.
“Now hand me the rest... for safe-keeping, of course.”
“Oh I don’t think so darling, you seem so much more the clean up sort.” She told him as her grin turned to a grimace. She had little interest in fast food, the taste was equal to cardboard to her palette. Something to eat in a pinch or when desperate, but not something to actually seek out.
“I have given fast foot quite enough shots, and found it lacking. But thank you for the encouragement, I am not saying that you are any less because it is what you prefer. Different tastes are conductive to a good working relationship Dan.”
“How diplomatic of you,” he quipped, wiping his hands a final time before getting to his feet.
“Maybe I just don’t have the same refine palette as the rest of you field ops have. Us guys that run around cleaning up messes don’t have much time for classy sit-downs in Michelin Star restaurants, so we grow to love quick-fixes like these.”
— Victoria held back an amused snicker, “Well then…Can’ compete wit’ tha’…” she responded, “I’d definitely enjoy th’ company o'someon’ who smells good,” she continued. Her computer let out a blip to alert her that the search was done.
“M'good friend, Lady Fortuna s'on yer side today,” she grinned, “There’s two cleaners nearby, migh’ take'em a bit to get there bu’ ’m sendin’ ‘em yer way.” she said, reaching for another phone to dial the number.
“Thank God someone likes me today,” he sighed, relieved.
He took a step back, away from the body to survey the carnage again.
“By ‘awhile’, does that mean in an hour or two?”
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“Y’know, it’s stuff like this that makes PR hate you field ops so much.”
“Aren’t you a charming table mate.” Her tone was playful as she turned her head to side-eye him. At least he did not have the most deplorable table manners in the room. She tried to not think of the man who just licked the cheese from his wrapper behind Dan.
“Don’t we all wish we could just do clean up, rather than create the mess. Actually, I take that back, I am rather fond of the mess making.” She gave a cheeky smile at that.
“Maybe one day I’ll like it as much as you.” He did not sound convinced as he sucked on his soda.
She was uncomfortable in their current location. That much was clear and Darian was not making things easy for her. Should he feel bad? Maybe. Except he didn’t. His loyalties were still with PR even if they considered him a traitor these days.
“Anyway, I’m about done. Wish you’d give this a shot, though. It’s really not as bad as you think.”
“As well as could be expected, it has been rather busy at the tailors as you well know, so there has been little time for anything else. It will be good to have you around for while.” She was relieved that he was done eating, it meant that they could move on and out of the grease trap they were currently in.
“And you, aside from your dreadful flight, how have you been?” Alyssa asked, waiting fro Darian to say he was finished and ready to go, she would not rush him.
There were still the matter of the fries, which he was taking by the handful as he listened to Morgana. She wasn’t very forthcoming, though that was understandable, given their current location.
“I’ve been fine. All this running around, kicking butt and taking names is fun and all, but sometimes I miss showing up after all that is done and just making some calls and taking selfies with dead people.” He was joking. Mostly.
Nymue looked down to the firearm in his hands. It was a beautifully crafted, slim rifle not available to the general market or even the black one. It was a project Nymue had created in his youth and since revised over the years. “Requisition one. Merlin usually approves these for long-range missions that require taking out enemy operatives from afar.”
“Requisition...right.” Darian still had to get used to these procedures. He’d been working on the backend of Kingsman for so long, using all sorts of unorthodox methods to get what he wanted, that he’d forgotten about things like requisition paperwork.
“Don’t think I’m cleared to do long-range snipes yet, though. Something about me being trigger-happy, which is complete nonsense. No one can be as bad as the old Lancelot.”
— “Alrigh’, lessee wha’ kinda magic I can pull ‘ere…” Victoria put the other on the speaker as she started to search for ways to clean up their problem. “'ate yer face? Wha’ y'do? Outdrink 'em?” she joked. Talking while she was working often kept her on task; unless it was an agent on the other end then she worked in silence but this was a fellow PR agent so maybe talking it over could help.
Searching through the database and other resource, Victoria hoped that there was an easy solution to all of this…
“I wish, Vic.” He let out an amused breath, tapping out a few quick messages on a separate phone as he waited for his colleague to finish her search.
“Their girlfriends enjoy my company more is all,” he continued with a one-shouldered shrug. “Apparently I smell better.”
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The five fundamental clusters of personality traits in contemporary psychology.
EXTRAVERSION
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AGREEABLENESS
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NEUROTICISM
★★★☆☆☆☆☆☆☆ : angry ★★★★☆☆☆☆☆☆ : depressed ★★★★★★★★☆☆ : anxiety ★★★★★★★★★☆ : emotionally stable
CONSCIENTIOUSNESS
★★★★★★★★★★ : self-disciplined ★★★★★★★★★★ : hard-working ★★★★★★★★★★ : prepared/dutiful ★★★★★★★★★★ : aims to over-achieve
OPENNESS TO EXPERIENCE
★★★★★★★★★★ : likes new things ★★★★★★★☆☆☆ : likes novel settings ★★★★★★★★★★ : intellectual/ideas/imaginative ★★★★★★★★★★ : enjoys art/culture/adventure
*Note: another way to test for personality traits in the modern psychology paradigm is to make use of the Minnesota Multiphasic Personality Inventory (MMPI). It is a 567 question long exam. (x)
— Alright then, the cleaner’s dead; Vic ran a hand through her hair and let out a sigh, “A'right…‘ere’s wha’ I can do,” she started, “I’ll look aroun’ yer region and see if I can fin’ another cleaner…” she said, “If no’, I’ll try and coerce…ahem, convince som’ crime scene cleaners to help out…” she continued.
“I’ll try t'be as quick as I can, bu’ no promises…If I 'onestly can’ find anyone, I’ll send someone from here over.” she said, already working on finding a solution, “Also, please tell me Tristan will be apprehended; killing the poor cleaner.” she muttered.
“Oh trust me, Sir Tristan won’t be hopping the border anytime soon. He has a hell of a lot to answer for.” Already he was typing in a transmission to his team to detain the knight.
“And thanks. I can pull a few strings here, too, but I’d rather not use them for this hiccup if we can. The local gangs here already hate my face.”
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