Your Shot of Whiskey

[nakedbiblioscore]

[recaption]

[mymemphisparade]

The Wonder Years // Passing Through A Screen Door

[autumncozy]

By joethommas

[fistinginferno]

jack black is literally the only human that never needs any context for me. I could see him going anywhere and doing anything. like if i got abducted by aliens and saw him just wandering around the spaceship putting bugle chips on his fingers to make it look like he has claws i would be like ‘that’s some classic jack black right there’ and not even question it

[vilicity]

[cabinporn]

Noah Kalina’s log cabin in Lumberland, New York

Available to rent: lumberlandcabin.com

Originally built by a huntsman, the Lumberland Cabin was constructed in the mid 1980s on 5 acres of pristine woodland. The solarium room is the perfect place to get some reading and writing done. Making a fire in the stove is one of my top 10 things to do in life.

[agingerwithaseoul]

Dog in a Small Korean Town Follows Street View Photographer, Photobombs Each And Every Photo

[zero-to-gangnam]

Too cute

[earthdad]

i suck titties like i put on pants

[zackisontumblr]

one leg at a time…?

[earthdad]

one leg at a time

[bananajeph-deactivated20180116]

“van gogh ate yellow paint because-” he was suicidal, karen

[boggblog]

“If Van Goah had antidepressants, we wouldn’t have his artwo-” We’d have a lot more of his work, Karen, and who the fuck cares about what we get from him  he deserved to be well, karen. 

[c-chanfromda]

“he cut his ear off for a woman because he lo-” because he was mentally ill, Karen.

[andrewgibby]

My new address.

[animals-are-other-nations]

[dalmonite]

“These are my children.”

“They look nothing li—”

“LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE.”

[daysofstorm]

for some reason I really like that she’s called Hilda.

[roddaprime]

This happened on my grandmothers farm when my mom was little,

baby ducks act a lot like baby chickens so in the beginning it wasn’t so bad

the main problem is that baby ducks  LOVE water, but baby chickens get very very dead from it,

so you can imagine the mother hens surprise and horror the first time they go by the farm pond and ALL THE BABIES RUN TO THE WATER AND JUMP IN

my grandmother had to come out of the house to investigate all the noise the hen was making

The mother hen was clucking and screeching in distress and running circles around the pond while the duckies were having the time of their lives.

This happened a few more times before Momma hen was like FUCK IT YOU WANNA SWIM SEE WHAT I CARE , and would sit a distance away watching them in the pond.

if the ducks ever abandoned any eggs my grandmother would always put it under that particular hens nest cause from then on she always knew how to deal with her “water loving” delinquent children

[gokuma]

BEST ADOPTED MUM

[yourshotofwhiskey]

I need that in my life.

[r-edtape]

[just-shower-thoughts]

We all only have like 2 minutes of life left. But every time you breathe it resets the clock.

[imagination]

[life1nmotion]

What a view.

[yourshotofwhiskey]

Gimme.

[yourshotofwhiskey]

what she says: im fine

what she means: its september again and i still havent gotten a hogwarts letter and i know i shouldnt have my self esteem reliant upon a fictional school's fictional acceptance letter that i know rationally will never come but its such a worry anyway and i cant control this insatiable wish to go and