everything is yellow

bisexual - everybody is welcome on my blog, just no hate please

[yoursoftygirl]

Quit hating on vegans and vegetarians and pay attention to your own damn life smh. Stop shitting on other people's lifestyles.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[yoursoftygirl]

i got caught sneaking out lol theyre gonna bar my windows

[yoursoftygirl]

what if..... we hung upside down in a cave next to eachother... and i admired your wings...... and we’re both bats.. jk.............. unless?

[theseaofmonster-deactivated2020]

tumblr not showing people’s follower count is so crazy cause sometimes i’ll think someone is a big/small blog and then someone asks how many followers they have and they say something completely different than i assumed like wow that’s not the vibes i got from you

[weaver-z]

New ask game, guess how many followers I have based on your vague impression of me

[normal-horoscopes]

Amber Skies Index

New And Improved Edition

An ongoing story I update every Sunday. The excerpts here do not necessarily happen in chronological order. TW for gore in a medical context.

/ Part 1 - She awoke to a boxcar full of corpses /

/ Part 2 - Part prison, part morgue /

/ Part 3 - The Faceless Priestess /

/ Part 4 - End of the Line /

/ Part 5 - The Sorcerer /

/ Part 6 - Husk /

/ Part 7 - The Smell of burning flesh /

/ Part 8 - Where the sky used to be /

/ Part 9 - The Shaft /

/ Part 10 - Apocalypse Gourmet /

/ Part 11 - The Broken Bones /

/ Part 12 - The Weeping Demon /

/ Part 13 - Lower the world spills /

/ Part 14 - Gullet /

/ Part 15 - The world is held up on springs /

/ Part 16 - “Again“ /

/ Part 17 - Reunion /

/ Part 18 -  Bodies rained from the ceiling /

/ Part 19 - Sheol /

/ Part 20 - Homemaking /

/ Part 21 - Green Space /

/ Part 22 - The elevator to heaven /

/ Part 23 - Overgrowth /

/ Part 24 - The Knight /

/ Part 25 - Vivisection with the girls /

/ Part 26 - Teleth Thadeyn /

/ Part 27 - The Angel /

/ Part 28 - Her shattered right arm was a lease /

/ Part 29 - The Shaft Diver /

/ Part 30 - The sound of weeping /

/ Part 31 - He would be cherubic if it weren’t for the mandibles /

/ Part 32 - Canticle /

/ Part 33 - Lungs /

/ Part 34 - The Medical Ward /

/ Part 35 - Abomination /

[yoursoftygirl]

omgg this is so cool

[yoursoftygirl]

if anyone wanted to uh... maybe start a band with me... haha jk....... unless?

[zabadi]

whats something u do stereotypical for ur sign? ill go first im a virgo and i wash the dishes by hand bc i dont trust the dishwasher

[yoursoftygirl]

im leo and once i started crying in the middle of a school day because no one was paying attention to me

[thevagueambition]

take my Which LGBT Character Trope Are You? quiz lol

[yoursoftygirl]

MALE FEMME FATALE IM-

[normal-horoscopes]

I dreamt of a starving black hound surrounded by storm, after spending an evening dedicated to a goddess of crows and death and prophecy. I do not know what it means but I am scared in a way I am not used to. I offer a silver needle, a bone arrowhead, and a bronze knife

OH THATS A BLACK SHUCK THEYRE OMENS OF MISFORTUNE

[ink-and-teeth]

yeah I was worried you’d say that

[normal-horoscopes]

ADDENDUM: MOST OF THE TIME

THERE ARE MANY MANY DIFFERENT MYTHS OF BLACK DOGS AND THE SLIGHT MAJORITY ARE OMENS OF MISFORTUNE AND OFTEN DEATH

[yoursoftygirl]

i kind of disagree, in most respresentations ive seen, black dogs are symbols of protection.

[josh-fallstar-deactivated201401]

[yoursoftygirl]

i cant believe he fixed racism

[blurrymango]

Remove the first and last letter of your name. Let's see how cool is your new name.

Ranci.

[calxe-deactivated20231217]

ale

[purpli]

een

[blurrymango]

You study bugs for a living now.

[fairy-ashes-deactivated20220210]

anie

[blurrymango]

You work at Home Depot now.

[d1cks1e-st1x]

my name is fucking Ew

[blurrymango]

Congrats you sell mattresses now!

[your-resident-mothman-deactivat]

Ac....Animal Crossing lmao

[pro-female-vibez-deactivated202]

Aya

[blurrymango]

You work at the vet now.

[markiplierphan]

loud

[blurrymango]

You invested stock in Myspace and now you kinda regret it.

[m3talmaid3n]

Reyso

[cold-hands-and-cigarettes-deact]

lej

[lil-s4t4n]

O.

[blurrymango]

You sell soap on the black market now!

[txjfjchhxfjnhdcj]

ia

[insomniac-gamzee]

Amie

ew sounds fem

[ultraviolet-phantom]

Ya. Just Ya

[toothless-transmed]

Onno

Oh no

[fleetwood-mackerel]

Arli or Arlimagn cools

[ashfire05]

Ax. Literally fucking ax.

[galaxygoneforever-deactivated20]

Waddup its ja boi... S

[blurrymango]

Oh dear! Oh my! You are a foot model now!

[galaxygoneforever-deactivated20]

Living the dream 😙👌

[gigachadmargera-deactivated2024]

op,,,,op is my fucking name

[dangerats--altcats-deactivated2]

My name is literally just,,,,,,

[deep-space-siren]

Ied

[zthejukeboxpoet-deactivated2021]

Arin. It's just a different frickin name.

[gia-is-a-punk-rocker]

Ia 

[mxbitters]

SHTO

[icarusislaughing-deactivated202]

Yle.

[gaynonbinarytheaterkid]

E.

[leg-stealing-bee]

ra

[vis-captain]

ile

[very-unoriginal-url]

Ase

[stringyw0rmm]

Yle

[b00bconnoisseur]

Amer

[zeussbidaughter]

Len

[yoursoftygirl]

ay

[flagellant]

i think its very impressive that someone could say “i’m currently looking at long-term airbnbs because i am in an incredibly abusive household and am desperately trying to survive and do what i can to escape”

and some of you fuckers would write a callout post about them saying that “they have a special interest for airbnb rentals which is super problematic and they’re using the excuse of ‘i was abused and this is how i’m trying to cope’ to excuse their landlord apologism”

[yoursoftygirl]

thats bullshit. people can be so cruel. i really sincerely hope you fingure it out and im sending all of my love

[yoursoftygirl]

help

blackpink

red velvet 

exo 

apink

im becoming one of them

help

before it s t o o l a t e

[loloisafangirl]

Persephone: hey, can you do me a favour?

Hades: I would literally die for you but go on

[yoursoftygirl]

pFFFTFTJKHRGJHF

[normal-horoscopes]

Normal Horoscope:

Aries: The stars say you’ve been focusing on something and could use a change of perspective. They have also said they know what sort of person you are and remind you to keep your eyes in your head.

Taurus: Fake it till you make it Taurus, but dont be afraid to ask for help when you need it. You are being monitored by black wings and porcelain masks. Don’t let on that you know.

Gemini: Smelt yourself down as many times as you like Gemini some molds just arent for you. Don’t fret, they arent the sort of shape you’d want to be anyway. You may want to be everything but at any given moment you gotta pick one.

Cancer: Think people are trying to tell you something but you’re just not getting the hint? Check their wrists for thorny parasitic roots. Those people are being puppeted by something else and should not be trusted. 

Leo: Drama is something to be categorically avoided at all costs. There are dark things at the bottom of that rabbit hole. 

Virgo: Today is an artistic sort of time for you Virgo. Your feminine and masculine elements have aligned to allow for self-pollination. Go forth and cover yourself in bees.

Libra: When weeding the garden you might find that some of the plants feel rigid and sickly pale. Remove them from the soil and burn them if you can. Don’t dig any deeper than you have to.

Scorpio: Do something nice for someone you love because fuck it. Whatever. Who even gives a shit. Who’s gonna stop you huh?

Ophiuchus: The soul trapped in the foundation of your home was gonna try and kill you but it learned you werent their murderer so now its just kinda whatever. If shit starts halfheartedly levitating thats whats up. 

Sagittarius: Your active and competitive nature tends to attract cocky people looking to take you down a peg. You haven’t noticed because you’re busy being competent and also kind of a dumbass. 

Capricorn: Movies paint a fantasy of a real relationship, don’t look to them for advice. In reality, arms have a lot more joints than you were expecting but dont worry this is a normal phase of any relationship.

Aquarius: Your sensual, caring nature comes through in everything you do. Even in the homemade explosives. Law enforcement can tell that you’re the sensitive kind of arsonist that pays attention to peoples needs.

Pisces: The stars say you need a day for yourself. Take a bubble bath, shatter a brick wall with your bare hands, get a massage. Everyone needs to recharge sometime.

[yoursoftygirl]

I LOVE SCORPIOS LMAO

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

Hey, you. I... I couldn't help but notice you are having a rough day... May I offer you some snuggie rats in consolation?

[yoursoftygirl]

snuggle rats for my mutuals

[twitblr]

best friends

[yoursoftygirl]

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