ry-pierce:
It makes perfect sense, bro. You’re just not seeing the big picture. It doubles as ninja stars, it’s pretty much indestructible, and you can escape from a kidnapping situation with those bad boys. Oh and you don’t have to keep wasting money to print new ones because people are gonna have it already. bonus points, you’re memorable because you’re the guy with laminated business cards.
I’m not sold on carrying anything on my person that could be a weapon, and it just seems kind of wasteful to take a perfectly functional, environmentally friendly business card and... coat it in plastic. I like to think I’ll be memorable enough all on my own.










