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[criminalizegolf]

> read library book

> it's good

Thank you library

[fiercestpurpose]

> read library book

> it's bad

Thank you library for saving me from buying it :)

[official-library-posts]

official library post

[karu-selli]

Heidäduha

[despazito]

Europe (yur·uhp) is an exotic peninsula in the extreme westernmost reaches of Asia with many fascinating cultures and landscapes and home to many of the world's last remaining feudal kingdoms, offering a glimpse back into a more simplistic way of living.

[catchymemes]

[slitheriyn]

i couldnt resist

[homoeroticjunoincident]

reblog to make prev stop having headaches

[gibney-the-house-elf-blog]

If Harry and Malfoy aren’t in love then I don’t know what to think anymore

The way Harry describes him and the way Malfoy acts around Harry! Like seriously they are made for each ^_^

[popsunner]

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

[popsunner]

Don’t do this to me

[professional-chaotic-dumbass]

my brother in christ you made the post

[memewhore]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Woman murders man in broad daylight

[incognitopolls]

Do you have synesthesia?

Yes, diagnosed

Yes, undiagnosed

No

Voting ended onNov 22, 2023

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[incognitopolls]

Have you ever had any kind of medical imaging done? X-rays, MRIs, CT scans, ultrasounds, etc.

Yes

Only dental X-rays

No

Not sure

Voting ended onNov 28, 2023

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[faithdeans]

time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!

[faithdeans]

IT WORKS!!!!

[faithdeans]

MP3 PALYER

[faithdeans]

[vampiremuney]

[faithdeans]

[saintsatellite-deactivated20240]

"don't worry about how other people perceive you" okay but like how they treat me is frequently determined by how they perceive me and I would prefer people be niceys to me

[nickandros]

do you use your handbrake/parking brake/emergency brake?

every time i park

whenever i park on an incline

whenever i remember

occassionally

never

i don't drive/know what a handbrake is

Voting ended onNov 25, 2023

+ put in the tags where you're from

[pomegranatecountry]

niin monta ihmistä jotka oon tavannu irl on ollu niin yllättyny tästä että pitää tehä poll asiasta

tiesitkö että turussa on nunnaluostari jossa asuu 9 nunnaa?

tiesin

en tiennyt

Voting ended onNov 28, 2023

pls reblog for larger sample size

[batshit-auspol]

In the mid-2000s there was a brief fad in Australian government messaging where they went out of their way to insult the public as much as possible.

This fad eventually died out after the tourism board attempted the same style of messaging in the UK, causing a minor scandal which led to the head of Tourism Australia, Scott Morrison, getting the sack.

[whimsicalsesquipedalian]

The first time we drove past the “don’t drive like a cock” sign, my mum looked at it was immediately SO confused - after all she’s a good semi-conservative Christian woman. My brother and I knew it right away but for the next half hour she guessed literally EVERY other word for cock (don’t drive like a rooster, chicken, hen, chick, bird, fowl, poultry) trying her goddamned hardest to make the sign make sense until my - at the time - eleven year old brother got fed up and yelled COCK at the top of his lungs from the back seat.

My mum was FURIOUS - we weren’t even allowed to say “heck” - until she realised he’d just been telling her what the sign was, and for the rest of the three hour trip our good semi-conservative Christian mother proceeded to amuse herself by muttering “cock” under her breath and giggling like a teenager every time she did.

We still bring it up every now and then. So that particular advertising campaign has been making my family laugh for over a decade.

This one was always my favourite, though:

[batshit-auspol]

Reblogging to make sure this excellent story is seen

[tunnaa-unnaa]

mut entä jos

muumikentauri

[kuivamustekala]

meinaatko niinku

[lanoyee]

[thotpants]

Tai sitten Kentaro Miuran kuvastoa röyhkeästi hyväksikäyttäen.

[lanoyee]

[kausijuoppo]

Choose your fighter.

[fisutikut]

mites muut muumihahmot?

[karu-selli]

kelpaaks tää