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This kid’s cooked

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Agent 8?

More like 8: A gent.

#I resurrected this blog so I could make that pun.#And ONLY so I could make that pun.

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i'll never get over the time that Off The Hook did a concert in 2018 and the entire audience was on team marina except for a single person

#And us Pearl fans salute that person #Whoever you were you did use proud

I have a feeling like...I don't ship Frye and Pearl but I DO want them to rob a bank together.

#splatoon #off the hook #deep cut #concert

I'm using this extremely tenuous connection to say it's kinda bonkers that Welcome Home has gotten so much buzz before the story has, y'know, happened yet.

#welcome home #splatoon kinda #Like...we have a premise and some really REALLY nice art #Like really nice. And authentic!#The verisimilitude is extraordinarily impressive #But no plot #Like don't get too attached to your headcanons JUST yet #All I'm sayin'

So far, my only real contribution to Splatoon fandom is that shitpost that got out of hand and that other shitpost that got out of hand.

#legacy.............

So what's Frye's personal abduction story because I know with 1000% she has one.

#splatoon #she's been aboard a spaceship #I won't be talked out of this

The octoling in Side Order...

Is Agent 8

Is NOT Agent 8

Voting ended onMar 19, 2023

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #side order #Curious what the consensus is #Y'know before we actually know

/sighs at missing silver by 3 eggs

#LOOK #I know I'm not the best Salmon Run player #BUT #It's my goal to get silver on at least one Big Run in the game's life #AND I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY CHANCES I WILL HAVE #I feel like Rocky running up and down the stairs in Splatsville #Until Mr. Grizz yells at me to get to work

Undercover Brella is just setting me up for failure.

#splatoon #sorry to all 3 undercover brella fans #but this suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks

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[@yourteamsworstdualies: In the game proper, the jukebox is an individual thing, but you know -you KNOW- in the fiction of the game's world, there are no fewer than 10 squid kids lined up at any one time all punching in 21 plays of Bang Bang Bing with one play of, I dunno, Bomb Rush Blush in the middle of it because they all think it's funny.]

Inkfish of all ages, I give you: the Splat and Pepper Lobby.

yourteamsworstdualies

I can tell you that I spent about 30 seconds or less on that original shitpost, so however much time this took you, it was exponentially more effort than I put out.

I...think I'm congratulating you? I'm not sure but I think I am.

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it is a pleasure doing idea business with you :handshake:

yourteamsworstdualies

:handshake: If I even see you in Turf War, I won't splat you within the first minute.

#Inkfish probably say that to each other all the time

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[@yourteamsworstdualies: In the game proper, the jukebox is an individual thing, but you know -you KNOW- in the fiction of the game's world, there are no fewer than 10 squid kids lined up at any one time all punching in 21 plays of Bang Bang Bing with one play of, I dunno, Bomb Rush Blush in the middle of it because they all think it's funny.]

Inkfish of all ages, I give you: the Splat and Pepper Lobby.

yourteamsworstdualies

I can tell you that I spent about 30 seconds or less on that original shitpost, so however much time this took you, it was exponentially more effort than I put out.

I...think I'm congratulating you? I'm not sure but I think I am.

#There really isn't an analog for Tom Jones's brand of Vegas-y lounge music in squid music #But there should be

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Maybe I'm just a fun hater or a rule lover but I really hate when people try to squid party in a normal match. I don't understand, aren't we already having fun playing the fun game splatoon? How is flopping around for three minutes more fun then playing the game we all agreed to play? :(

#I don't get squid parties #Hanging out in the lobbies like that is fun #but if you do it during matches you should really just have someone jingle their keys for you #if that's all it takes to amuse

In the game proper, the jukebox is an individual thing, but you know -you KNOW- in the fiction of the game's world, there are no fewer than 10 squid kids lined up at any one time all punching in 21 plays of Bang Bang Bing with one play of, I dunno, Bomb Rush Blush in the middle of it because they all think it's funny.

#Splatoon #Splatoon 3 #I say squids because I think Octolings are supposed to be a little less goofball in general #But Judd and Marigold are going to rip that thing out of the wall and put it on a stake in a level as another charger deterrent