BEING HUMAN IS TERRIBLE

"I want my powers back..." An AU Bill Cipher RP blog, please read the pages

[rpmemes-galore]

National Treasure {Sentence Starters}

“You’re not supposed to be up here, looking at that.”

“Our evil plan is working.”

“What led you to assume there’s this invisible map?”

“Why don’t you just come back down here, and we can talk through this together!”

“You’re treasure hunters, aren’t you?”

“Stop chatting and get in the van.”

“When are we gonna get there? I’m hungry.”

“I know something about history that you don’t know.”

“Who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first?”

“You are gonna go to prison. You know that, right?”

“Still a little on-edge from being shot at but I’ll be fine, thanks for asking.”

“No broken bones? A jump like that could kill a man.”

“Why can’t they just say, ‘go to this place, here’s the treasure, spend it wisely’?”

“You know something? You’re shouting again.”

“I’m gonna steal the Declaration of Independence!”

“Will someone please explain to me what these magic numbers are?”

“Meet me at the car. Call me if you have any problems.”

“I’m just trying to hide from my ex-husband.”

“If there’s something wrong, those who have the ability to take action have the responsibility to take action.”

“Anyone crazy enough to believe us isn’t gonna want to help.”

"It’s a big blue-ish green man with a strange-looking goatee… I’m guessing that’s significant." 

[dirtygfconfessions]

[duanejosepholson-deactivated201]

How Bert snapped

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Ernie: “My waste paper basket. Bert, have you seen my waste paper basket?”

Bert: “Ask me that again and look into my eyes.”

[rubykgrant]

these puppets are more real than real people

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"I'm Bill Cipher, ya know? The demon that tried to kill your family and take over the dimension."

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"I am a horrible immoral demon who tried to take over this whole dimension only because I destroyed my home dimension and am only like this cuz I got tricked by two old men."

[oflostinfound]

Bill took a look at the two Eaths. This probably won't end well "Gonna guess one of you isn't the others long lost identical twin."

|| ✘ ||: ❝ Good guesses, corpse taker. Why here? To hurt us again? ❞

|| 👿 ||: ❝ Bill, please, no listen to her. She no like me- ❞

|| ✘ ||: ❝ She right, I am more truth telling. You knowing we fears you? We no want to be around long because you hurt us. All fault of yours really. ❞ 

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Bill looked down at the two. Taking in what the other said....and started laughing. "Hoo boy! I didn't know you were a comedian! Hah hah...man I don't care what you're saying, but two things, corpse taker? Really light insult and two. You don't tell someone you're scared of them and ask if they're gonna hurt you. I wasn't always so nice." He said with a grin and a flash of his red eyes. "Especially to someone trying to annoy me."

[whenrpmemesattack]

Every “💣” I get my muse will admit something they never wanted to tell to your muse

[yourtriangularrulerofweird-blog]

“Your sin has been measured. You have committed many sins, but Wrath is the mortal sin that has done you in. Just below, discover your full sinful breakdown and learn what it is about you that codemns you to hell.”

The Sin Test @finderofdeath

well damn I shouldn’t be surprised by holy shit Bill

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/seven_deadly_sins.html link for whoever

[elise-bauman]

i’m one of those annoying people who’s always like “omg i know that actor from somewhere omg i recognize them whAT WERE THEY IN” when watching tv shows/movies who then proceeds to look it up on their phone and inform everyone that said actor was an extra in an episode of some stupid 90s sitcom once

[musingmemes]

halloween-ish starter prompts

send me a word for a starter

send me AFRAID! for a starter based around a phobia my character has.

send me BOO! for a starter where my character trying to scare yours.

send me BLACK CAT! for a starter where my character comes home with a stray cat.

send me BLOOD! for a starter where my character is extremely injured.

send me CANDY! for a starter where my character has a stomach ache from eating too much candy.

send me CEMETERY! for a starter where my character is visiting someone who’s passed away with your character.

send me COSTUME! for a starter where my character is showing yours their halloween costume.

send me DARKNESS! for a starter where all the electricity goes out in the middle of the night.

send me GHOST! for a starter where my character is trying to convince yours that ghosts are/aren’t real.

send me GRIM REAPER! for a starter where my character is dying.

send me HAUNT! for a starter where my character thinks the house is haunted.

send me JACK O’LANTERN! for a starter where our characters are carving pumpkins.

send me NIGHTMARE! for a starter where my character suddenly wakes up from a bad dream.

send me SPIDER! for a starter where my character spots a spider while in the shower.

send me TRICK OR TREAT! for any halloween based starter.

[oflostinfound]

Trying something a little different 

They/Them 

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🎨 Our muses make their own halloween costumes!Bill loved Halloween honestly. It was pretty much the only human holiday he liked actually. A holiday about scaring people for a whole day. What could be better? Well...there was a lot actually, but out the options he had this was the. Best he could get. He though didn't know what to make for a costume. Before when he was able to be on Earth he didn't need a physical costume so he was a bit lost.

[oflostinfound]

yourtriangularrulerofweird :

He could. He literally had nothing to do…pretty much ever. At least nothing he could put off in case something more important came up. Like this, this was incredibly important to Bill and he wouldn’t wanna miss it.

It was nice to just be comfortable with Hax after the whole fiasco they had that was pretty nice and didn’t have him questioning his feelings and let him just enjoy the moment.

Bill honestly didn’t remember too much about last night and didn’t feel like thinking that hard about it to remember. “Uh…I dunno, probably.” The specifics were a bit lost on him he just remembered it was nice

Slowly tracing their fingers over the back of his neck, the daemon lets out a quiet- cheerful- hum. Eyes closing one more as they snake that arm back down around his waist, pulling him as close as possible this time. 

They can feel their heart flutter at having his body pressed against their’s. A warm smile decorates their lips. 

Screw routine today, they could stay like this for awhile.

|| 👹 ||: ❝ Mhm… I think she might, we were all hanging out together, yeah? ❞

They shuffle a little bit, pulling the covers up over their shoulders with a free hand. 

|| 👹 ||: ❝ I think I feel asleep on the couch… She might of carried me in here… ❞

They give a little shrug, the daemon letting out another hum before pressing another light kiss to the back of the former demon’s head. 

|| 👹 ||: ❝ I’m gonna go back to sleep… ‘kay? Let me know if you want up. ❞

[yourtriangularrulerofweird-blog]

He continued to lay there as they pulled him closer. He still would enjoy this for a while and not like he really had anything to do anyway. He'd enjoy staying like this for a while and they seemed to share the sentiment which was nice.

While his heart didn't beat nor his body in general really do much of actually living, he did seem to grow a little warmer. "Yeah probably." He yawned a bit as they pulled the cover of them. "Yeah alright." He won't wanna get up for a while that was a sure fire fact

[oflostinfound]

yourtriangularrulerofweird :

No. His leg hurts and he doesn’t wanna walk on it, but he’s not gonna admit that to them and he doesn’t want their help, he hated help.  He had thought about that day a few times since it had happened. Part of him wished he hadn’t reacted in such a way to Eath, that he could have calmly told her off, but controlling of his emotions wasn’t something he was well known for in any circle that knew who he truly was nor did he want to admit that he felt bad for it. He took a few seconds before he responded “…it’s cold.” Well that was a good sign, him admitting any sign of his obvious discomfort meant opening up, at least in the tiniest bit. He said this with a bit of a stagger, needing a second to stand back up and started walking again

They stop dead in their tracks. 

“…it’s cold.”

Red eyes drift back to the other, a brows furrowed in worry.  That phrase, amount their kind is was always knows as a cry for help.  A subtle one, but a cry nonetheless. 

Of course that’s wasn’t exactly the case with Bill, spirits know his body could hold up better against the chilly air… But the fact that he admitted it, after all this time of denying any hurt or discomfort, was definitely something to pay attention to.

Hands shove themselves deep in their pockets as they avert their eyes from the other.  At least they were getting somewhere, even if it was just a baby step…

Breathe in, breath out. 

A hand is held out to him, offering a good-sized unused handwarmer. 

|| 👹 ||: ❝ Here, this will help keep you warm. Couple of nice folk gave a box of them to me when I explained my condition with the cold… I was waiting to use them until I needed it, And I wont need it for another minute or so… ❞ 

[yourtriangularrulerofweird-blog]

Of course he wouldn't admit it if she was asked. If asked if he was uncomfortable or anything he'd say he was just stating the obvious. It was cold, it was Fall of course it was cold he was fine. He wasn't ,of course, fine. Far from it in fact and Hax could tell even if he didn't want to fully admit yet.

While he wouldn't his discomfort or pain, he also wouldn't admit that he was lonely. He hated admit that he needed or wanted other people, but he did or at the very least he missed Hax and Eath. Not something he'd admit for a long while.

He took the handwarmer and after a few seconds spoke again "...thanks." And continued walking, to make sure he didn't stumble or stagger again

[rpstartersforyou]

October/Halloween starters!

🍁 Our muses rake up piles of leaves and jump in them! ۞ Our muses play with an Ouija board! 🌾 Our muses go on a hay ride! ☈ Our muses go through a corn maze! ☠ Our muses watch horror movies! 🔥 Our muses roast marshmallows by a bonfire! 🔼 Our muses go camping! 🐤 Our muses go on a nature hike! 🍂 Our muses collect leaves and make a scrap book with them! 🏬 Our muses go costume shopping! 🎨 Our muses make their own halloween costumes! 🍬 Our muses go trick-or-treating! ( no matter the age! ) 🏰 Our muses go through a haunted house! 🎃 Our muses go pumpkin picking! ✄ Our muses decorate the house for halloween!                                     ♡ Our muses pig out on candy! 🍎 Our muses make candy-apples! 👻 Our muse visit a haunted place! ( House, graveyard, ect ) 🏠 Our muses go around town scaring people! 🎉 Our muses throw a halloween party! 🚽 Our muses tee pee peoples houses! 📖 Our muses tell scary stories! 👀 Our muses play truth or dare! ( Scary related ) 🔪 Our muses carve pumpkins!

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Terrible "My Immortal" Meme

I hate this

Hi my name is Attabash and I have Brown that reaches my Neck and Bright green eyes like Forests and a lot of people tell me I look like That one triangle dude from nuclear throne I think (AN: if u don’t know who they are get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Bill Nye the Science Guybut I wish I was because they’re a major fucking hottie. I have Brown skin. I’m also a A demon , and I Search for books in Gravity Falls where I’m I’m in my the first year of being human (I’m Really fucking old). I’m a Demon (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly Yellow. I love The one closest to me and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a Red sweater vest over white shirt ) and Black pants , and Loafers . I was wearing . I was walking outside The woods . It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of The Pines stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. “Hey Attabash!” shouted a voice. I looked it was...Hax.

Tagged by @finderofdeath how could you do this to me

Tag: no one Jesus

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