You serious, Jayse?

Just a guy who takes all the wrong things seriously. Major loser, there's no use denying it any longer. "Fucking ridiculous" -- NY Times "Horrible at social interaction" -- Stephen King "Quite possibly the purest definition of a failure in existence" -- Queen Elizabeth II

[youseriousjayse]

Ways To Help

Ways To Help

↑This is the most comprehensive site I've found with ways to take action. Donation links, petition links, info on who to call/email and templates/scripts of what to say. Take action. Donate, donate, donate if you've any money to spare.

↑The title says it all. Flat broke like me and got nothing to donate? Let this hour-long vid play on one (or more) of your devices as many times as your heart desires. All AdSense money goes to various (listed in video) Black Lives Matter/bail funds.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Harry could’ve just shot Voldemort with a gun.

[youseriousjayse]

Im so. Tired. Of this shit. Like ‘muggles wouldve just glocked him, why didnt they…’ DID U READ. THE BOOKS. THE FUCKING HORCRUXES. THE. HORCRUXES. NO.

He would just be out there and youd never know When, but at some point hed be unexpectedly resurrected. Seven times. Like. Fuck. That was the whole point of books 5-7

[youseriousjayse]

Im still mad about this. Ive seen this dumb shit too many times. Its also in england/scotland where you cant just waltz in some place and get a gun ESPECIALLY IF UR UNDERAGE. It isnt america, harry cant just stop by a goddamn walmart and pick some shit up it doesnt WORK like that.

Non muggleborns in general couldnt if they dont have muggle documentation and shit! Yes i am this angry about a fictional book!

[just-shower-thoughts]

Everyone you look at has poo inside them

[youseriousjayse]

Post-colonoscopy

[just-shower-thoughts]

Wearing ‘running’ clothes is only important so people know it’s your hobby. If you go running in normal clothes everyone wonders what you’re running from.

[youseriousjayse]

Lmao yeah. Impulsive backwards creature that I can sometimes be, the looks I get when i just...go for it

[just-shower-thoughts]

Create a autism vaccine and watch anti-vaxxers heads explode

[youseriousjayse]

Autism. Isnt a virus. U cant...have a vaccine. I fucking hate this

[just-shower-thoughts]

Losing an eye is probably the only thing that sucks a million times more the second time it happens

[youseriousjayse]

Lung. Leg. Kidney. Yall don't think do ya

[just-shower-thoughts]

Being fat is the only problem you can run from.

[youseriousjayse]

You cant necessarily run from being fat, but i Can and Will run from my other problems. Straight lies. (Am i talking about this shower thought or my escape technique? We may never know)

[incorrectmarauderquotes]

Sirius: What a way to start the day!

Remus: It's 5pm.

[just-shower-thoughts]

When we say ‘ctrl’, 'alt’, 'del’ out loud, we don’t use the full version of alt

[youseriousjayse]

Cuz nobody knows what it means. Alter? Idk we all dumb bitches over here

[just-shower-thoughts]

The real heroes are the people who write wiki pages for us.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Nobody ever stores gloves in a glove box.

[youseriousjayse]

Yeah they do? When its cold where else do u put ur car gloves? For the steering wheel??

[just-shower-thoughts]

Harry could’ve just shot Voldemort with a gun.

[youseriousjayse]

Im so. Tired. Of this shit. Like 'muggles wouldve just glocked him, why didnt they...' DID U READ. THE BOOKS. THE FUCKING HORCRUXES. THE. HORCRUXES. NO.

He would just be out there and youd never know When, but at some point hed be unexpectedly resurrected. Seven times. Like. Fuck. That was the whole point of books 5-7

[youseriousjayse]

[youseriousjayse]

Bruh. The interviewer just called me "champ." Alright bud.

[youseriousjayse]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via bertiebertthepom)

[the-memedaddy]

[youseriousjayse]

Also, look, the lift finally works! Its been out of service since before i moved in (yeah...lugging all my shit up 4flights of stairs. Not fun)