you shall above all things be glad and young

things that make me glad.

[youshallabove]

business email glossary

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

[lucifurby]

I hate this so much because this is exactly me

[youshallabove]

The signs as Winnie the Pooh quotes

Aries: "As soon as I saw you, I knew an adventure was going to happen."

Taurus: "You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes."

Gemini: "We'll be friends forever, won't we, Pooh?" asked Piglet. "Even longer." Pooh answered.

Cancer: "If there ever comes a day when we can't be together, keep me in your heart, I'll stay there forever."

Leo: "If you live to be 100, I want to live to be 100 minus 1 day so I would never have to live a day without you."

Virgo: "I used to believe in forever, but now I think forever is too short."

Libra: "How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard."

Scorpio: "The important thing is, even if we're apart... I'll always be with you."

Sagittarius: "Life is a journey to be experienced, not a problem to be solved."

Capricorn: "Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart."

Aquarius: "Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think."

Pisces: "I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can be together all the time."

-A.A. Milne

[youshallabove]

Oh cool I love feeling nauseous and having a panic attack as soon as I leave work! NOT omg what is happening

[youshallabove]

I haven't even read One Thousand and One Nights, but today I bought two books inspired by it. Go figure. #bookstagram #books

[lamewanker]

the sexual tension between you and the cashier your age at the supermarket

[tylerdylans]

“So I generally show up to auditions, and what I’ll usually get is, ‘He wasn’t handsome enough’ because I’m just showing up looking like trash; rolling out of bed and going straight to auditions.” 

[lookbookdotnu]

Preppy (by Reingeschlüpft)

[powells]

Mindfulness

Fully Present by Susan L. Smalley | The Miracle of Mindfulness by Thich Nhat Hanh | Mindfulness as Medicine by Sister Dang Nghiem | Wherever You Go, There You Are by Jon Kabat Zinn | Mindfulness on the Go by Jan Chozen Bays | Mindfulness by Ellen J. Langer | The Mindful Way Through Depression by J. Mark Williams | How to Train a Wild Elephant by Jan Chosen Bays

[iloveyixingsomuch-blog]

[blakesgrifffin-blog]

the 100 + quotes

[the-penguin-king]

[yololanda-deactivated20181207]

someone waited their entire life to publish that

[mixed-w-a-bit-of-intellect]

This is my favourite vine ever

(also: not my vine) (I just found it haha)

[weirdbuzzfeed]

If you don’t unmute this you’re missing out on 6 seconds of pure joy.

[newblogisjacindaelena]

  Carin Olsson

[youshallabove]

stressed bc i have a million things to do at work before i go on vacation on friday, but two whole days will be taken up by sales conference, at which i am giving TWO presentations so i’m super anxious about that, and i have terrible cramps so i feel like poop and i’m angry at everyone and sad about everything bc hormones.

[0raccoonwitch]

[coldforest]

WHEN ITS THE 14TH CENTURY BUT U TURNT AF