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Me: IDK Mad Max isnt my thing, I don't really get it.

MRA Activists: THE NEW MAD MAX MOVIE IS FEMINIST PROPAGANDA I WAS TRICKED INTO WATCHING!!!

Me: *immediately looks up Mad Max session times*

ordered some cosmetic bags for animazement! fingers crossed that they get here in time uh

#I have a desperate need for this!

badhaired

oh my god guys whats just happened OO: ??!?!

Thank you so much for all the notes and hello to all the new followers!!! <33 <3 !!

#THEY'RE CUTE ILL LOVE THEM FOREVER #kanaya/rose

passingpleasantries

remember in 2006 when you accidentally hit the internet button on your flip phone and then you had to press end 40 times to keep your parents from paying for such a luxury

#Real

goldpilot

whatever this was a bad idea

#love it #terezi

dong666

imagine if you please: karkat and dave borrowing kanayas makeup bag under the pretense of giving each other “makeovers” but neither of them are really into the whole makeup shabang and actually just want to be intimate with each other (although neither of them will admit to it) but theyre still in that stage where theyre jumpy with skin contact so brushes are a perfect solution

so they take turns sitting on the bathroom sink getting overly flustered as the other dabs on/brushes on foundation n blush n eyeshadow n whatever the fuck else, n like, karkat trying to put eyeliner on dave, “dave stop being a fucking wriggler im not gonna poke your eye out STOP SQUIRMING IF YOU DONT SIT STILL I WILL DEFINITELY POKE YOUR EYE OUT” “jesus dude im trying its just a reflex i cant help it” and he has to put his palm on daves cheek to steady his hand and they both visibly tense and karkat thinks dave actually stops breathing for a sec there…and then when they trade places daves putting lipstick on karkat (black was the only color they could find so black lipstick it is) with one of those lil nubby brushes and he just traces over karkats lip over and over sorta zoned out and after a minute of this karkats like “uh, i think you got it covered” and daves just like “oh … yeah”

#EVERYTHING THAT U EVER DREAMED OFFFF #these are exactly the type of tip toeing interactions they had #an attempt at casual intimacy #davekat