they call me the flash 'cause i run really fast

24 yr old gender nonconforming trans boy / singular they pronouns i make comics. this is not a professional blog

[softmouseboy]

for whatever reason i still have so many followers on this account??? hi yall i remade, i’m at @threewolfmoons now, primarily reblogs/shitposting but ill post art or whatever probably lol

[softmouseboy]

also if you want you can find me on twitter https://twitter.com/remusmaurice 

[softmouseboy]

hello i no longer use tumblr but if you’d like you can get a shirt with my twitter famous cat kenny (@goblinkenny) on it from raw paw now

click here to preorder by august 8th!

[softmouseboy]

well its been a fucking hot minute hasnt it hi tumblr what have you been up to 

[guerrillatech]

[biopolitique]

[itonje]

@anarchangel666

[folieassdeux]

i mean same

[staceyshere]

Big same

[snototters-deactivated20210129]

[zagreus]

this will be my go-to excuse from now on

[1992waroftheroses]

[exeggcute]

tumblr post of the decade is OBVIOUSLY the bird in the chocolate fountain and I will not budge on this. the sentence "listen here cum-slut, I bet you five million dollars that you don't own a bird." is simply the greatest string of words ever crafted

[kittyn]

Vanessa Stockard – Kevin series.

[stoneroses]

where the fuck do people keep meeting each other? i’ve never met one person in my fucking life

[turing-tested]

guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way

[vraska-theunseen]

wait what’s the difference?

[turing-tested]

one you can use in the oven safely and the other you can also use in the oven if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire

[hydro-homies]

[policewillbetheresoondontworry]

LMAOOOOO

[filmburnbook]

people who think karl marx is cool are grossly misinformed

[pissvortex]

karl marx was a baller he had a huge cock

[pretzelogic1]

The rise of far right authoritarianism does not mean that far left authoritarianism also has to be on the rise!!!

[pissvortex]

just got word from the left wing authoritarian governmence ive just installed. they’re telling me that karl marx had a fat one

[vantawave]

fuck karl marx and fuck communism

[pissvortex]

oh dont worry karl fucks alright

[seasonforwonder]

can you people stop being gay? cut it out lol

[lego-in-my-foot]

FUCK YOU

[seasonforwonder]

what are you? gay?

[lego-in-my-foot]

You fucking wish. You just wish you were me.

[seasonforwonder]

oh yeah? oh yeah?

[lego-in-my-foot]

Yeah, you fucking stubborn asshole

[seasonforwonder]

*pushes you on to a locker and we passionately make out*

[lego-in-my-foot]

*doesn’t stop you*

[sushishorb]

Huh

[seasonforwonder]

im sorry did you need something you homophobe

[lesbianscoundrel]

there are three questions you must ask yourself every day

is it cute?

is it sexy? and

is it OSHA compliant?

[auckie]

Cats look if you touch them

[auckie]

they look at you