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[wexler]

that one time on Hotel Hell when Gordon Ramsay fed the owner’s dog some shitty bread and then was afraid he killed her

[unclefather]

He checked her pulse

[studiotrigger-deactivated201605]

[jewblog]

“2019 will be–” SHUT the fuck up okay the evil eye is out for blood i swear we do this every year

[jewblog]

i’m here to protect u all bc u sure won’t protect urselves, evidently

[cybrrbunny-deactivated20250304]

me

[requiem-4-a-drink-deactivated20]

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

[rotg-fan-page]

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

[ckascade-deactivated20170413]

Not risking it

[unorthodox-views]

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

[zackisontumblr]

hope your pets discover immortality in 2019

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

*posts any picture*

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[stability]

i feel like this insult went under-appreciated

[beggars-opera]

Everyone reblog this as much as possible over the next two weeks for good luck

[c3po]

*stuffs my pussy with oatmeal* breakfast is ready

[rcktpwr]

*hogs squealing*

[c3po]

maybe this is why they’re deleting tumblr

[gettingintoknives]

do u ever behave politely and respectfully towards retail workers just to flex on freaks who blame employees for every inconvenience

[feuer-bluete]

[anxietyproblem]

[cwote]

One of the most beautiful parts of life is that everyone is different. Beauty comes in so many different shapes and sizes :))

[cat-memes-only]

[leaf-ish]

concept: big plaid blanket, a cup of coffee, smell of the rain & you

[animalrates]

I’ve never been so satisfied watching a bearded dragon eat blueberries. 12/10 must watch!

[potheadpotter]

Everything in life is better now

[avatarstateyipyip]

gps: pronounces one (1) street name wrong

every person in the car: