Take a Whale Sounds Break

I'm just going to have a lot of cats. That sounds like a good plan

[youtubingwego]

New blog

Hey so just wanted to let you all know I made a new blog and won't be using this one anymore. It's @tragic-with-a-cap1tal-t

[problemactic]

me trying to comfort a sad friend

[problemactic]

me trying to comfort a sad friend

[problemactic]

me trying to comfort a sad friend

[technicolourunicorn]

Like… Did Reese Witherspoon literally have a baby with herself?

[mainelymoose]

So we can all agree that Reese Witherspoon has mastered cloning, yeah?

[sashayed]

[behaved]

“are you ok?” lol fuck no

[behaved]

“are you ok?” lol fuck no

[liminalmojo]

[jturn]

This gave me goosebumps holy shit

[rejennerate-deactivated20210131]

i reblogged this as soon as i pressed play now i am gonna finish it

[cutthatcity]

Abandoned Children’s Hospital, Weißensee, Berlin, August 2015

[tastefullyoffensive]

[sonicthehedgegod]

im coming out as fake and ugly

[gwschoolhiatus-deactivated20161]

saying “sorry im out of it today” as if im not like this all the time is my fav lie

[therelatableimages]

[nexttogenius]

scarslastalifetime

[whimsical-flowers]

[oe9]

does anyone else secretly have that “i liked it before it was cool” complex but wont admit it

[whataboutsargeantcrunch]

it’s more along the lines of “you guys were fucking making fun of me for liking this before it was cool” kinda complex

[anglophile-rin]

Also a “I super excitedly tried to show this to you years ago and you brushed it off and now you think you introduced it to me and that is infuriating” kinda complex

[reliquiaen]

AU where people age until they reach 18 and then stop aging until they meet their soul mate so they can grow old together.

[australian-government-deactivat]

i’d never die

[verylargetomato-deactivated2021]

but imagine already being in a relationship at 18 and then at 22 you’re both sitting there looking at each other and realizing that you both haven’t aged a day

[deactivated01847192184-deactiva]

imagine platonically moving in with ur best friend at 18 and then realizing a few years later that you’ve been aging together

[sadgaywerewolf]

imagine purposely never finding your soul mate so you can reign eternal

[airtrafficcontroller]

holy shit i think we may have stumbled upon the greatest romance/adventure concept ever

[enlistedjess-deactivated2017010]

What if you killed your soul mate so you’d make sure you never aged.

[dissypoo]

This just makes me really want a story where the main antagonist is someone who has been killing their soulmate for centuries whenever they find them, and the main protagonist is the newly re-incarnated version of their soulmate

[rainyfrogs]

okay but you guys dont realize the potential.

imagine meeting a handsome young man who’s seen as a player and sleeps around a lot and you notice a scar along his arm and ask where he got it. he just look down at his feet and said “i used to be a soldier in world war one”. He’s been sleeping around and hooking up so much cause he’s been trying to find his soulmate for years but hasn’t yet.

Imagine going on your first date with someone and you really hit it off and then the next day you notice a grey hair and call them on the phone excitedly screaming and they both just sit on the phone hysterically crying and laughing.

Imagine sitting in silence with your partner and having them say out of the blue “i feel so old when im around you… but… in a good way” and thats the moment you know that they love you.

imagine having a dog thats 18 in human years and it starts to get gray patches of fur because they loves you so much.

imagine noticing you look older and freaking out but then stopping and getting super confused because “im not dating anyone right now…. which of my friends is my soulmate… WHICH ONE IS IT!?!?!?” and then they hopelessly date everyone they know in order to find out which one it fucking was. it was the pizza delivery guy the whole time. they went on 27 dates that all ended in confusion and heartbreak and it was the god damn pizza delivery guy from a month ago the whole fucking time. 

imagine someone dating their partner for 5 years and then having an affair. only after the affair do they start aging.

imagine nuns who start to age after they ceremoniously “marry god”

imagine people getting surgeries to look older cause they dont want people to think theyre alone.

imagine having parents who wont let you date anyone but they start to notice you aging and then you have to have a terrifying “surprise im gay and i have a boyfriend haha oops” conversation

imagine seeing couples with teenage kids and the couple both looks 18.

i could go on for hours.

[the-anime-man]

imagine immortal aromantics/asexuals

[sebastianstam]

They think she has a great shot to win- Indiana native, supremely qualified, and she wrote that she wanted to be governor in her kindergarten dream journal. Just makes sense.

[laralaralara]

#and this whole relationship was just the two of them giving each other things #opening their hands and saying: here are your dreams you should have them #sometimes their dream was each other #and sometimes it was other things #but they always always always wanted for each other #and gave of themselves accordingly (via andthenisay)