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kxsymone-deactivated20201210

michelleumunna

This song is a weapon.

uss-edsall

Washington State (not DC) is the only state in the union where you can legally have a fistfight with somebody (with police as referees) to settle your differences

metal-queer-solid

That should be a law all across the country.

cactus-1776

Fuck. Yes.

goodnightnautilus-deactivated20

@jooshbag ?

joosh-actual-deactivated2018092

This is tied to an archaic law that isn’t enforced anymore.

official-ginger-kid

So if you beat the shit out of someone they won’t do anything?

fedkaczynski

Oh no this is still enforced, and in fact we actually Have a few vigilante superheroes

Like Phoenix Jones who actually patrol the streets and challenge criminals, the police usually get called, and they watch as Phoenix Jones pummels them because Phoenix Jones is actually an MMA fighter.

creative-classpect

I gasped and my eyes got so wide after reading this

That man is AWESOME

bogleech

Apparently for about three years he had an actual superhero team of people with military, medical and martial artist backgrounds he personally trained and equipped, but eventually disbanded. He didn’t give specifics, but said that some of them were “the wrong kind of people” and were too dangerous. There are really for real things that happened.

Also someone tried to be an “arch nemesis” to him named Rex Velvet, some nerd wearing an eyepatch and a fake mustache who didn’t hurt anybody but made surprisingly polished, melodramatic and goofy callout videos from an abandoned warehouse and presumably pulled some annoying pranks.

faerieantoinette

@fiiyerotigelaar

ghost-mayn

Did some research about Phoenix Jones: guy is legit. Ex-MMA fighter like the post says, but what the post FAILED to mention is this guy has legit superhero-grade equipment. His suit’s actually made of armor-plated and bulletproof materials, and it has a functional utility belt with lined with stuff like handcuffs, a stun gun, pepper spray, and the like for performing citizens arrests and non-lethally detaining actually armed and violent criminals.

Seattle actually has it’s own LEGAL batman

little-moist-deactivated2020011

bruh

ea5e95

I’m from Seattle. All legit. Dude is real. Last I heard he was in some shit with the law. Heard that from a guy who works at a bar in downtown seattle that Jones is frequently seen around.