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high tide and low tide in great britain. photographs by michael marten

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Some of you are so young… You weren’t here for Dashcon… Mishapocalypse… That fateful day when Pizza was deleted… There is much history you do not know children. Be grateful you’ll never have to live those horrors. Be grateful…

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“I like your shoelaces”

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Percy bb it’s okay i’m sure there are plenty of other sea creatures that want to meet you

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Brooklyn 99 summer rewatch🏝️- “Tactical Village” (19/112)

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*smoke emiting from clenched fist*

woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!

*ring melts off woman’s hand*

woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..

woman: *screams like a pterodactyl*

yamino

I read the description and though “surely it’s not actually like that”

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The contrast between the unbelievably extra voice acting and the extremely stiff and emotionless animation is what really makes this a masterpiece.

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its back

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This just shows a lack of foresight and consumerism on the part of Apple. If Apple had any sense of profit, they would promote this game fervently and sell new iphones to the users who broke their phones by violating warranty. And when the customers complained, Apple would sell them special Apple designed protective cases that would protect the phone from varying levels of impact depending on the cause. And the Apple users would be okay with that because brand loyalty makes you broke and stupid.

shadowkat678

Okay, but the three comments under this one? Perfection.

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What The Fluff Challenge: Cat Edition

“I think we broke the cat.”

Video/caption by Logan Danielle Harris

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Help; my wife is holding herself hostage for a ransom of 1,000 kisses but that’s really a lot and would take hours I think she overestimated.

tchellig

Um, no. At four little pecks a second, it’d be just over four minutes. If you took your time about placing them, and were a little more careful, you could still probably manage at least two a second and manage a lot a variety in placement, which would mean about eight minutes of cute-as-shit forehead kisses and neck-kisses and shoulder-kisses and back-of-hand-kisses.

A thousand kisses is a little excessive, but actually very doable.

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Ty systems engineer side of tumblr you’ve saved my marriage.

the100survive

Bellarke is gonna become canon with a fight.

Bellamy and Clarke are going to be screaming at each other about everything that they’ve been through and Clarke is going to start crying and then she’s going to scream, “YOU LEFT ME HERE. YOU WENT ON WITH YOUR LIFE. YOU FORGOT ABOUT ME FOR SIX YEARS!” And everything’s going to stop and Bellamy is going to look at her and he’ll be calm and he’ll say: “2,197 days. I thought about you every single one. Every decision I made, I decided because of your voice reminding me to be better. Every time I looked down at earth, I wondered if there was a chance that you made it because if anyone could it would be you. Every chair I sat in, I wondered if you had ever sat there. Everything I touched. Everything I looked at. I thought about you for 2,197 days and I still think about you every day. Be angry at me, never speak to me again. Do what you need. But don’t you ever think that I forgot you.” They’ll stare at each other for a long moment and then she’ll run and kiss him and that’ll be the beginning.