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Good bye tumblr.
you were never good. but the people who used you were.

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Best Day Ever | SpongeBob SquarePants: The New Musical
Good bye tumblr.
you were never good. but the people who used you were.
Can you imagine having Tumblr on your resume at this point?
“Yeah I worked on a site that wound up with a huge child pornography and pornography bot problem that we didn’t address, deleted legitimate users in an attempt to get rid of them without success, managed to give a platform to nazis and white nationalists, and effectively killed the website.”
Like we joke about how the website is full of rotten code and barely functions but this shit makes that look tame.
Tumblr 2018
As a final gift for the @staff I also created this artpiece of Tumblr CEO Jeff D'Onofrio with his female-presenting nipples.
In the context of breastfeeding, of course!
Can we make this go trending?
pls
Tumblr deleted this from my postings. Guess fucking what bitches...
Id like to show you all something.
Yes indeed no nudity but you can find all the discriminatory and hate speech you want!
But wait, the icing on the cake…
…really? Do i need even say anything.
since this place is going down the shitter, why not reblog this?
yep… positive…
Elizabethan Peasant 1: Look yonder! Someone has writ upon that ceiling that thou art most easily gulled!
Elizabethan Peasant 2: More fool they, for I cannot read.
Elizabethan Peasant 1: *sighing, lowers his visage unto his palm*
Elizabethan Peasant 1: Lo, hast thou learned to read?
Elizabethan Peasant 2: Verily, and to compose as well.
Elizabethan Peasant 1: With haste, then, how is the word “i cup” composed?
Elizabethan Peasant 1: what ho, I know a sporting jest! What art thou when thou art a peasant and art occupied in a privy?
Elizabethan Peasant 2: I wist not, but certain am I that thou shalt tell me speedily.
Elizabethan Peasant 1: Most verily, thou art a peon.
Elizabethan Child: Father, I have not yet broken fast and am filled with pangs of hunger.
Elizabethan Father: Hail, Filled With Pangs Of Hunger! Mine own name is Wybert.
Elizabethan Scholar 1: Alack, I have in my purse but sixty-nine pence.
Elizabethan Scholar 2: Lusty fellow, knowst thou well what such a sum portends!
Elizabethan Scholar 1: I…I have not sufficient to sup on fowl.
Elizabethan Scholar 1: Mine name is verily Micheal with a ‘b’, and I hast been afraid of insects mine entire life.
Elizabethan Scholar 2: Cease cease cease. Wither is the bee?
Elizabethan Scholar 1: Thither is a bee?
I have a good deal of salt about Tumblr’s precious moral turn. Remember how i found out the hard way a couple weeks ago that tumblr’s scourge of pornbots are also permitted to upload real photographs of human children being abused as their header images?
like, tumblr didn’t even HAVE a report button on reblog chains until like two months ago and now that they do, its placement is not consistent between mobile and desktop.
if you click the reblogger’s avatar on iOS, it brings up the report and block buttons.
If you click the reblogger’s avatar on a Mac, you open the pornbot’s blog and the header image might be a big dingdong or some titties, or it might be a small child being abused. Thanks, Tumblr!
none of this should have been possible in the first place. Yahoo failed completely to compile or maintain their database of known abuse material to filter it out. they didn’t do anything when users complained that the site was being overrun. they have ignored years of user complaints about their moderation, they’ve even threatened people with permabans for pointing out flaws in their basic fucking security. their negligence was bound to hit the news and get them kicked out of app stores, and now it has, and Yahoo can’t ignore the problem anymore. now they have to do something. (pshhhyeah right.)
so now Yahoo is going after what its broken system CAN catch: people drawing porny cartoons, and adult voluntary sex workers trying to pay down their student loans. Random people blogging about disabilities in posts that your Great Grandma could read in church and not burst into flames. DOGGO VIDEOS.
Yahoo is making a huge production of kicking out lots and lots of users because all the activity makes them appear at a glance to be on top of this absolute clusterfuck, instead of suffocating underneath it.
this puts me in mind of a popular real-world city activity: rounding up all the visibly homeless people from the streets before a Superbowl or the Olympics or whatever and just dumping them in the next town over.
This isn’t a cleanup. This is Yahoo’s $1.1 billion investment burning to ash before our very eyes. And, like, it couldn’t have happened to a nicer company, you know? such fond memories!
if something online (say, a blogging platform) is free, it means you’re the product. your personal info, your attention for hideous unblockable sponsor ads, your browsing and shopping habits. even your memes can be turned into money, or frankensteinned into fake viral marketing that might make us buy a goddamn product. we are what Yahoo paid all that money for. we are inventory.
so join me, fellow inventory, in a dry but hearty fuck-you chuckle at our leaky corporate overlords as they run around trying to piss out this enormous, magnificent cash fire. the finest song to hear is the wailing of a willfully blind asshole as he tells the world he never saw it coming.
Staff: We’re getting rid of all adult content on Dec. 17th to combat illegal content!
Everyone: You do realize this ban only hurts the people producing legal content, right? Like, those small pages posting illegal stuff never tag their pages appropriately, and don’t care about having to remake a new blog if theirs gets nuked because they can just make a new burner account to post that stuff again.
Staff: …
Everyone: The only adult content that will likely be spreading around would be the illegal content, since you are strong-arming the legally-abiding and responsible adult content creators who take care to tag and label their content and not post anything that’s god damn illegal.
Staff: …
Everyone: That’s also assuming that there won’t be people that just continue posting adult content, either with censor bars or cuts to bypass the adult content check, or by just posting whatever anyway and not caring.
Staff: …
Everyone: None if this even addresses the racism problems that people did have, including the adult bloggers you are now getting rid of. You can’t just get rid of text posts or images of disgusting rheotoric unless there’s a nipple in the mix, yeah?
Staff: …
Everyone: Speaking of which, this new plan of yours still requires moderation, which is seemingly the main responsibility you are actively dodging with this adult content ban measure.
Staff: …
Everyone: So now, basically nothing will have changed except for all the responsible adult content creators being gone that made up a decent number of your most active and loyal users, some of the most active critics and filters of racist content users being banned, and the only people being left posting illegal content or blatantly breaking your rules to post legal adult content to spite you.
How did you think this was going to pan out?
Staff: … but we said no adult content tho.
@staff this is you. This is what you sound like.
ive just been thinking about this for the past 6 hours
UHM.... SO....
IF YOU GUYS ARE LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO POST YOUR NSFW ART….
….yeah.
This is real.
I need a word that encompasses ‘maybe touched’, ‘profoundly weirded out’ and ‘…oh’.
And gleeful as fuck. For truly, the internet is for porn.
WAIT
…….fuck it. I wonder what the pornhub pay out is like compared to patreon.
i-auzi @emypony the yuuichis are moving to pornhub
AUSMDNKSKAKJFJDKDU
YoU KNOW I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT TBH LIKE “DARN WHAT IF PORNHUB WAS LIKE NSFW TUMBLR”
TO ALL MY NSFW PEEPS! the none that I have REBLOG THIS FOR MORE OPTIONS AT A PROFITABLE AND INTERACTIVE PORN BASED COMMUNITY!
@lil-mizz-jay you have a bigger reach than I do here.
@staff deleted the image of their CEO woth female presenting nipples.
XD Tumblr confirmed for snowflake fascism. Your site is dying and you're going down with it XD
All the NSFW blogs right now.
family photo of my 2 brain cells and the thought that they worked so hard to produce
@staff : "We're removing all the porn becuase we want to make tumblr a more welcoming place!"
Porn Artists and Fans: *Stares at all the NeoNazis and TERFs screaming on tumblr*
this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies
We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks
Reblog pls
Fuck @yahoo
haaaaaaaaaaaaaah
The kids will be so much safer with all the neo-nazis and terfs...
I want to make this very clear: Tumblr is not a bad website.
There seems to be some confusion lately.
Blurred lines between a bad website and bad people running it.
Tumblr is not a bad website, it’s just run by idiots.
We have to consider the base foundations of this website and how miraculous they are for artists who want to get noticed.
If you draw something really good, someone with more followers than you can reblog it and get all their followers seeing it, and then their followers reblog it for even more followers, etc. etc. etc.
I spent 6 years on FurAffinity trying to establish a fanbase, and I was quickly coming to a realization that I wasted my entire middle and highschool education practicing drawing and getting F’s in everything but art, and I had no other skills than art, and couldn’t make a living off it.
Enter: Lil Miss Rarity, a blog I made as a silly joke to take out my frustrations with FurAffinity and my lack of ability to support myself financially as an artist.
4 days later, Lil Miss Rarity had triple the followers of my FurAffinity blog, thanks to reblogs, comments, asks, direct communication and input to my followers.
Tumblr is a place where it’s extremely easy to pass a post around, get notes, get seen, and of course, make a living.
Tumblr is a website that through its most basic functionality makes being an artist and getting by financially as well as interacting with your fanbase EXTREMELY easy.
So while people sit there day in and day out, especially today, talking about how much this website is a shit-hole with no redeeming qualities
I just want to say, no website has what Tumblr has
Let’s take a look at how you get noticed on FurAffinity
1) When you submit art, it falls into a pool of every other piece of art submitted that day, and if someone is browsing that they might find it
2) If you tag your stuff people might find it in the search (Which, reminder, the search feature is NEW and didn’t exist for like a decade)
3) If someone favorites your picture and someone else goes to their blog and looks in their favorites they’ll see it.
THAT’S IT.
Tumblr, you go to your dashboard, start scrolling down, and see “Dingus-fringus-fanblog reblogged hoobastooba’s pic” and you’re like “Whoa that’s good art” and you click follow.
Until Pillowfort finally happens, Tumblr is the only website that functions that way seamlessly without being clunky and hard to navigate.
Because let’s face it, reblogs and asks and comments are wonderful.
And you know what else is wonderful? Being able to make text posts bigger than 250 characters so I can actually be specific about what I’m trying to say rather than having to turn this whole thing into one little quip.
And let’s not forget that I can toss pictures or videos in here.
Anyway this is my long winded way of saying
If Tumblr staff changes their mind, I will be staying here
I’m not leaving
It’s a good website
A website is only as good as the people running it.
Let me repeat that.
A Website Is Only As Good As The People Running It.
Tumblr is a shit site becuase it is run and owned by shit people, and it will continue to be a shit site until it gets better staff and owners.
So you see, everyone, it's not that Tumblr @staff couldn't remove whole groups of nazis, racists, proud boys, and bigots,
It's that they wouldn't.
Becuase Tumblr @staff would rather have a community of nazis than a community of smut connoisseurs.