ugly keysmashes

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[dumbdumbbubblegumbitch]

hey do you wanna hang out this saturday me and my friends are pushing the boundaries of creation

[b0tster]

you look like the kinda girl who'd open up ms paint back in the day select the spray paint tool and click and hold to watch it slowly turn into a perfect circle

[nonexistent-triangle]

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[xalatath]

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

[princerevelucide]

theres NONE left. i drinked it all

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[walterdecourceys]

when are they going to make a tv show about two women fucking all the time. that is also sponsored by the canadian government

[niceferatu]

living by my awesome sword #mysword

[niceferatu]

wait they're telling me theres another cool thing I have to do by the sword now

[niceferatu]

Are You Fucking Kidding Me.

[byjove]

every night before bed instead of meditating or praying, I sit perfectly still for a while trying to blow that guy up with my mind

[zulashur]

Cider is like if beer transitioned and stopped hating herself

[guiigemar]

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

[bettyrightnow]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance

[piranesies]

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

[synnthamonsugar]

The pilot -> astronaut pipeline makes complete sense but is also funny to me. There's a secret second sky and if you get good enough at doing sky you can do space.

[aroace-ryland-grace]

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand