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izzy's playlists!
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It’s totally okay to say “you know what, this isn’t making me happy” and to walk away from whatever or whoever is keeping you from the happiness you deserve
me halfway through unpacking the dishwasher when i get to the cutlery
so I bought this extremely slippery bed set bc I want my thug rabbit to stop jumping on my vulnerable sleeping body. it arrived today and literally looks like taped-together garbage bags
time will tell whether it serves its function
alright at this point Chiefcake’s just rubbing it in
I go to sleep with a rabbit in my bed, I wake up with a rabbit in my bed.
fuck it, rabbit in bed.
this is my life and I accept it
this is so sad alexa bring in the dancing lobsters
I love the guy who’s clearly a teacher who came over with the intent to tear two fucking idiot teenagers apart from each other only to find these fucking nerds it probably made his entire month
seth everman going WILD in the background
Tips from my dad about buying a car
- Go in at the end of the month - Buy the model of the year right before the model for the next year comes out (dealers get desperate to sell the old models) - Refuse to put any money down. Say that if they ask you to put down money, you’ll leave - Seriously. If they ask you to put down money say you need to go and walk out - If there’s another dealership nearby, tell them that you’re walking there right after you leave - If a deal seems unfair but you really like the car, tell them you’re going to another dealership and leave. Chances are, they’ll call back the next day with a better deal - If possible, after the first call wait till the last few days of the month and they’ll likely call again with an even better deal - Look around for family and friends that need a car. If you buy more than one car from the same dealership you’ll get a much better deal - If a family member/friend is looking for a used car while you’re looking for a new car or vice versa, still get the used car from the same dealership - If you decide to buy a new car after a few years, trade in the old car and buy a new one from the same dealership. Companies appreciate loyalty and will likely offer you a lower price
UPDATED (My dad went to college for finance, more specifically he looked a lot at stocks and how to sell things for a maximum profit. He learned it from the perspective of the company but it also works in his advantage)
- When you walk into a dealership, the salesperson will immediately “be your friend”. They’ll act like it’s you and them against dealership - Sometimes a salesperson will offer to talk to the manager. This does not mean anything. Chances are, they’re going to have small talk for a few minutes and come back out - Carefully consider the usefulness of an extended warranty. You’re losing money unless there’s an accident or issue soon after you buy the car - This wasn’t so clear before, but you’re still going to have to pay a down payment. What you should refuse is a securing payment - The securing payment is a psychological trick. You feel more tied to the company so you’re more likely to buy from them - You’re extremely more likely to buy at the last place you go, but with the securing payment you’re less likely to go to another dealership due to a sense of commitment - A salesperson may say it’s a limited time deal. Most times, unless this is the last of that years model, or it’s a special event, the deal is not going away and will still be there if you decide to go back. It’s not necessarily a deal breaker, but you should be suspicious if it’s said to you - Save money by asking to buy the floor model. There’s no mileage on it, but it’s worth less because people have sat in it - Or, ask to buy the demo if you’re willing to buy a car with some mileage. The depreciation of the price is usually worth it - Each can get you a few thousand dollars off due to the fact that it is technically not a “new” car anymore - Always look at the websites and play around with the build a car, payment calculators, or anything other offered features. Make sure when you’re using it you look at the down payment and the number of months that you will be paying for the car over - Try to not buy a really obscure model because the trade in value will be lower - Get the maximum down payment you can afford to lower the interest cost - Look for a crash rating test. A 5 is going to get good trade in value, and is much safer
(This was written in NY so there might be exceptions in other states or countries)
I needed this thank you
when i'm wearing something that i bought on sale
person: nice shirt
me: thanks i bought it on sale
*being murdered*
finally
*is reincarnated as myself*
why
Please rise for the national anthem.
I wish i were…. how do you call it…… good at anything
I saw an opportunity and I took it
This is what they mean when they say life flashes before your eyes as you die
For those wondering, the song is ”Mr. Blue Sky” by ELO.
Perhaps someone beat me to it, but here are ALL of the featured vines, in order of appearance:
I won’t hesitate bitch
Hi my name is Tre and I have a basketball game tomorrow
Whaddup, I’m Jared I’m 19 and I never fucking learned how 2 read
Kermit the Frog jumps off building
Fr e sh a voca do
back at it again at Krispy Kreme
There is only one thing worse than a rapist
Club Jam (yes a really good book)
At least the taco was free
I am the Sand Guardian, guardian of the sand
Grandma loves ping pong too much
If your name is Junior
Welcome to Target
I’m just cooking pizza
Cole Sprouse dress-up game
On all levels except physical, I am a Wolf
Kid hits ceiling of gym with rope (breaking free)
Kid smacked by fly swatter
Fuck it up Kenneth (my boy going to school)
Um I’m not finished (Tyler the Creator)
WE’RE BREAKING FREE
SAIL
I’m Squidward
So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my tiddies
So no head? (breaking skateboard)
Actually, Megan (I can’t sit anywhere)
No off topic questions (Chris Christie)
What the fuck, Richard
Drop it like it’s hot (its just luke)
Bored as shiiiiii
Liberian accent (plasma globe)
New haircut (Parker Kit Hill)
Summertime sadness (chicken)
More like hurricane TORTILLA
I got an a-bor-tion
All Around the World (TheJasminator)
When there’s a cutie next to you at a red light
Snake licks lollipop
Accept yourself, love yourself
Be whatever you wanna be
Don’t touch Zac’s music (LENARR)
Whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a ho
Can I please get a waffle?
Turn off the flash you fucking moron (Star Wars)
Ebony Jenkins (shut up!)
Kevin, watch the light dude
Horse meditation
A girl a dream & a clothing hanger
Is that a weed? (911 microwave)
Helium balloons (floating car)
Fireplace fairy
I’m your freestyle dance teacher
I can’t believe you’ve done this
Which way the Quiznos is
Impossible paper toss shot
Hemtube (dancing with cat)
I nurture my skin (Shaq)
Why are you running
Happy birthday?
Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal (courtroom)
Farkle falling
Fuck you (soda machine)
Squash banana (the branch I was holding broke)
Take On Me
And now my sock is wet (water gun)
All I ever wanted was some motherfuckin guala
When there’s too much drama at school
Two bros chillin in the Hot Tub
What’s your name? (ouija board)
Chillary Clinton (chillin in Cedar Rapids)
Guy drops slurpee (7-Eleven)
Girl scared of convertible car
Guy who is self-conscious about his lisp (Rice Krispies Treats)
Would you like the spider on your hand?
Shopping cart crash
We actually have the chip reader now
I’M A GIRAFFE
Dinner with Zayn Malik (Chihuahua eating spaghetti)
I HOPE IT’S HELPFUL TO SOMEONE! Peace ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
damn. baby flamingo
huge fuckin foot. damn
honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp
And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said “violence for violence is the rule of beasts” like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him
my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said “to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all” and put it out and walked into the mist and i’ve never fucking forgotten that
Reboot this post to be blessed with dream Obama’s wisdom
a bop, a banger, and a jam are all different
but you have to feel the difference in your heart
a bop is something light or something you casually enjoy. you don’t mind it/it’s cute in the moment.
a banger is something goes hard (some times unnecessarily) can invoke deep emotions. can fizzle out after some time has passed.
a jam is something that can be considered as nostalgic. it is a song that is a personal anthem, no matter what you are going through you just respond to it. it is immortal.
“what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce “it is cloudy”
