best years

Jesus Christ, I’m alone again

[vedurnan-archive]

[pangur-and-grim]

taking the Thing outside to experience nature

[pangur-and-grim]

Pangur can't eat plants (due to not having teeth) so she just puts them in her mouth and makes them wet and goopy

a pangur-slimed leaf

[captain-price-returns]

[cannibalchicken]

[raccoonmilf]

Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[polishwave]

[savyir-genesizz-the-wizard]

[Polish. A red writing on the wall saying "no smoking" changed to "beating meat compulsory" with a black sharpie]

[ivebeensetonfire]

[bark-barkley]

I WANT TO LOOK AT THINGS MADE BY HUMAN BEINGS

[softwetmoss]

And also occasionally by pufferfish

[moniquill]

[satanfemme]

you've gotta be kind to yourself no matter what

[satanfemme]

this is twice as true in the winter

[satanfemme]

the world isn't ending and you don't need to kill yourself it's literally december. it's december. and you need to be nice to yourself.

[crisismoth]

sometimes i be saying im gonna go to bed and then i dont go to bed. frequently in fact. this is because i have the heart of an optimist and the soul of a liar

[picklemanhasurges]

my mind palace is made out of drywall and it is occupied by an angry 16 year old american boy who keeps punching holes into the wall and that is why i dont remember things

[grox]

Y'all eat black eye peas on new years?

[aflo]

i got a freling

[grox]

Oooooooh ooooooh

[robothell]

[nessimaki-deactivated20141106]

[dialupmodern]

Babe, you okay? you reblogged “and we were nice to each other” like 12 times again

[pangur-and-grim]

this is a body that’s prepared for winter

[pangur-and-grim]

Tallgeese passed away today, from old age.

I’ve been expecting it for a while, as the lifespan for a Brahma chicken is 5-8 years, and she was around 6. it’s still sad, though. rest in peace to my dumb, gentle giant who had terrible eyesight and survived being in a fox’s mouth (due to being so overwhelmingly fluffy that its teeth couldn’t reach her skin). you were a good bird, Tallgeese!