Why don't I have a Water Buffalo

I haven't posted here in forever but all my side blogs are connected to this one so it remains standing. For those who check for age when people follow, I am in my 20s

[wheres-my-waterbuffalo]

So I just found you blog and this may sound stupid and childish but any chance the water buffalo thing from the veggie tales song?

Yes, I am the number one veggie tales stan

[dankmemeuniversity]

[peachdoxie]

I used to make fun of people who kept making sideblogs for niche things but also now I have like eight of them so who's the buffoon now

[peaches-r-peachy]

This is how I accidentally deleted my account 😅 Its all the fault of the dumb sideblogs piling up

[peachdoxie]

Ngl I've been paranoid about deleting any of my sideblogs since a friend did this exact same thing five years ago and now there's a second person I know that did this so uh I'm gonna never delete any of my sideblogs

[peaches-r-peachy]

I've had so many and successfully deleted at least like 3 in the past but yeah I guess my luck just ran out

[wheres-my-waterbuffalo]

This was such a traumatic experience that I had a dream that I accidentally deleted my blog like a night later. I'm terrified of deleting anything. No one is safe.

[mikejane]

#the cutest little cupcake

[venom-loves-nasties]

@literally all fandoms, if y'all don’t stop putting every single character in the tag, i’m gonna scream. If i’m looking up ‘black widow’ i don’t wanna see your steve/tony fic. If i’m looking up ‘deucalion’, i don’t wanna see your sterek moodboard.

For the love of everything unholy, stop tagging your fics with everything unrelated. If i have to scroll past 15 steve/tony or steve/bucky to find 1 bucky/nat fic i stop looking.

This isn’t a “minor problem”, this isn’t just a few people, this is a major problem. Hey i understand, you want more people to see your work, thats understandable. But it kills the point of even bothering to search for any specific character or ship when every semi-popular content creator has everything tagged with every character.

[arterial-scribblings-deactivate]

Mood. Unless a character or pairing plays a significant role in your story, they don’t need to be included in the tags.

Sometimes I’ll throw in a “past ship A/ship B” (in the “additional tags” section, NOT the “relationships” section) specifically because I’ve had people complain that my shit is TOO HETERO because it dared mention the protags once dated someone of another gender (seriously guys???) but yeah. Calm it down with the tags.

Note: if there are relationships going on in the background that aren’t important to the plot, I add that in the additional tags too, specifically for anyone who dislikes that ship and wants to avoid even casual mentions of it. “background character a/character b”)

[venom-loves-nasties]

Especially on tumblr, people need to chill with the tags. Tumblrs tagging is broken, i know, but it’s ridiculous. I search for lets say bucky/nat and the first 15-20 posts are a totally different ship with no mention of either character except in the tags.

[wheres-my-waterbuffalo]

An even bigger issue I have with tagging is when people tag every popular fandom under the sun to get noticed when their fic has nothing to do with those fandoms. If I’m looking for a “Supernatural imagine” or a “Dean Winchester imagine” and I stumble upon your Teen Wolf fic it’s not going to make me want to read it! I’m going to roll my eyes and scroll past it because that’s not what I was looking for! Even though I love Teen Wolf! Know why? Because that’s not what I want! I’m trying to find something else entirely!

Also don’t! Tag non-smut as smut and non-fluff as fluff! I get you want more people to see it, but 1. If someone is looking for smut and find your fluff fic they’re probably not going to read it and vice versa, and 2. if someone is looking for fluff and are uncomfortable with smut you’re forcing them to see something they weren’t looking for (whether they read it or not is their choice, but when you’re putting softcore porn gifs at the very top of the fic it makes things uncomfortable) and 3. some people have smut tags blocked! So you’re actually turning more people away from your fluffy fic by tagging it as smut!

Just tag things that have to do with what your fic is, don’t tag it as something it’s not. It’s really not that hard.

[atalienart]

For @parkkate

[millernko]

big shoutout to this sweatshirt

[dragonpuppies]

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Look yonder! Someone has writ upon that ceiling that thou art most easily gulled!

Elizabethan Peasant 2: More fool they, for I cannot read.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: *sighing, lowers his visage unto his palm*

[theamityelf]

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Lo, hast thou learned to read?

Elizabethan Peasant 2: Verily, and to compose as well.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: With haste, then, how is the word “i cup” composed?

[hi-def-doritos-deactivated20181]

Elizabethan Peasant 1: what ho, I know a sporting jest! What art thou when thou art a peasant and art occupied in a privy?

Elizabethan Peasant 2: I wist not, but certain am I that thou shalt tell me speedily.

Elizabethan Peasant 1: Most verily, thou art a peon.

[little-niggah-sugar]

Elizabethan Child: Father, I have not yet broken fast and am filled with pangs of hunger.

Elizabethan Father: Hail, Filled With Pangs Of Hunger! Mine own name is Wybert.

[marzipanandminutiae]

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Alack, I have in my purse but sixty-nine pence.

Elizabethan Scholar 2: Lusty fellow, knowst thou well what such a sum portends!

Elizabethan Scholar 1: I…I have not sufficient to sup on fowl.

[ur-friendly-local-memer]

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Mine name is verily Micheal with a ‘b’, and I hast been afraid of insects mine entire life.

Elizabethan Scholar 2: Cease cease cease. Wither is the bee?

Elizabethan Scholar 1: Thither is a bee?

[marzipanandminutiae]

Elizabethan husband: Wife, ho! Bring forth my keys!

Elizabethan wife: [throws a writing slope before him]

Elizabethan husband: My keys, my keys! What, hast thou not ears?

Elizabethan wife: I thought thou said writing slope.

Elizabethan husband: Devil take thee; why would I say writing slope?

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

Elizabethan daughter: Harken father! Tis the valorous kush!

Elizabethan father: Thou art in the petty market; how valorous mayest it be?

[nudityandnerdery]

Elizabethan Peasant: Good morrow, my fine fellows! Thou mayest call me Jared, I has’t seen 19 years upon the Good Lord’s green earth, but I am melancholic, for I must admit it was not my privilege to learn to decipher script.

[fineas-and-pherb]

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[legere-librum]

I can never understand how Snape apologetics can stand up for him when he CANONICALLY does this shit.

I can maybe, maybe, understand those who haven’t read the books standing up for him, because honestly the movies don’t cover all the horrible stuff he does. But those who have read the books and still stick up for him baffle me.

I mean, you don’t see anyone sticking up for the Dursley’s or Umbridge, when they do the same stuff to Harry as Snape. How is Snape any different?

[drarryruinedme7]

YES and also, HARRY had like the worst possible childhood ever and STILL he’s the kindest and bravest character so YEAH, no excuses for your behaviour Snape. And what about JKR yelling Draco isn’t worth redemption, but giving Snape one?! SNAPE IS AN ADULT, Draco is a fucking child.

[meangirlnurse]

literally nothing is funnier than just living your life with a cat in a sweater vest. constantly feels like he’s about to offer to do my taxes

[meangirlnurse]

i was trying to finish this post while he sat on the bar stool next to mine beeping at me for attention, and when the attention didn’t come quickly enough he put his paws on my shoulder and slapped me in the face

which is, again, infinitely funnier when your cat is wearing a sweatervest

[meangirlnurse]

im being bullied by the world’s smallest accountant

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[celebrityskinmp3]

[thats-some-tea-sis]

Lmfao imagine you’ve lost your dog and you’ve been looking for it for ages so you go on instagram and find out that fucking spiderman has your dog I’m laughing so hard right now

[incorrect-avengers-cast]

This is like the beginning of a wattpad story from 2014

[homofied]

Jesus coming out of his tomb on the third day

[moghedien]

remember when Aang was going to stand trial for a murder Kyoshi committed, and they found all this evidence that proved that Kyoshi couldn’t have done it, and it was all pretty solid that she shouldn’t have even been near the murder when it happened, and they were going to prove her and Aang’s innocence if they could just argue the defense, and then Kyoshi manifested during the trial and was like “nah, I killed that man” and peaced out, leaving Aang to get boiled alive just so she could take credit for it

[eauudenil]

Normalize apologizing to children.

[crissle]

Normalize doing right by children.

[thebroccoligoblin]

Normalizing telling children YOU were wrong

[my-unique-mess]

Normalize listening to children when they see the solution to a problem.

[puckconnolly]

Everyone may *think* they hate country music, but when Jolene, Before He Cheats, Take Me Home Country Roads, or Life is a Highway comes on, everyone is suddenly a liar.