Sometimes I do wonder if any of my followers has a crush on me.
Like girl you can do better what the heck
Wrong :3
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Sometimes I do wonder if any of my followers has a crush on me.
Like girl you can do better what the heck
Wrong :3
is that comic insant loss but for the girl reading this ;)
sort of, here's the rest
it's (still) too damn hot
I'm thinking about her again. Fuck do I wanna kick her.
sorry my asshole clenched when u said u owned me it will happen again
I saw your reblog from across the bar and I liked its vibe.
W-woawww, d-do you wanna maybe take our reblogs out on a double date sometime 👉👈 itd be good for me i mean them. Our reblogs that is, and ummm maybe afterwards you could collar me and tie me to your belt and you tell me you own me over and over again until i pass out from the bliss of being your friend. I-I mean our reblogs would do that
Now, now, I think the double date is a good idea but I would one hundred percent have you collared and leashed on the date. Otherwise what's the point, dear?
im kind of unbelievably desperate for a girl to help me with my makeup and then force me to cry while choking on her cock until my makeup is running down my face. id look so pretty like that
She hit me cause I'm goofy :3
Boot as well?
Or are you just out for attention?
sorry my asshole clenched when u said u owned me it will happen again
I saw your reblog from across the bat and I liked its vibe.
sorry my asshole clenched when u said u owned me it will happen again
I saw your reblog from across the bar and I liked its vibe.
testing if I need a shower before I go out by grabbing a dumb musk huffing cutie's face and smearing it into my pits and crotch.
if it starts whimpering and cums I should shower first.
Meeee!!!
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*gesturing to my mutual* this thing is gonna lay eggs in me later
*gesturing to my mutual* im gonna get this thing so eggnant later
I know I say it a lot but this war is so fucking stupid. Half of my orders are like “hey we need you guys to terminate this enemy organism” and this is the organism in question:
LIKE NO DUDE IM NOT BAYONET CHARGING THAT FUCKING THING! ITS GONNA KICK MY ASS SO HARD IM NOT EVEN GONNA BE THE SAME SPECIES WHEN ITS DONE WITH ME!
Im gonna have like a key sticking out of my back or have dog ears or be a robot or some bullshit like that. This literally always happens to our troops, I swear to god my superiors are allergic to learning. I just hope they’re dumb enough to never check that the “confirmed kills” I send them are all pictures of random plants that I found.
Just fire from a mortar position surrender, petal.
Bold of u to assume they gave us artillery. This is the Terran accord. I get a pistol older than space travel and five cans of miller light.
hello transgender woman who likes everything i post. do you perhaps want to make out sloppy style with groping about it
Chew toy 4 chew toy yuri
I was summoned?
"wire play is so weird it's basically like ripping out organs" yes and if i couldn't feel pain or die of blood loss/infection i would also moan if someone played with my organs. next question