[ashes2caches]

they need to make it possible for me to give a big warm hug to every shy trans girl simultaneously.

[fishermod]

For those who don't remember, here's the lawsuit two years ago where Tumblr (or specifically Automattic) settled with the New York City Commission on Human Rights regarding Tumblr's terribly implemented porn ban targeting LGBTQ folk more than it should. Here's an excerpt detailing what the NYCCHR ordered Tumblr to do:

The settlement gives Tumblr 180 days to hire an expert on sexual orientation and gender identity (SOGI) issues and provide related training to moderators. It must also hire someone with experience in this area as well as expertise in image classification, who will review Tumblr’s moderation algorithms to see if they’re more likely to flag LGBTQ content. As part of an overall review, Tumblr will reexamine 3,000 old cases where a user successfully appealed a takedown, looking for patterns that could indicate bias.

Now, on a totally unrelated note, here's the complaint page for reporting discrimination to the NYCCHR. Completely unrelated to what's going on right now or the rest of this post, I swear.

[sosaysdean]

flirting with your mutual by liking their post and saying nothing

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

pocket pussy made of antimatter call that free bottom surgery

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

who up annihilating they shit

[ignis-aeternus]

I’m gonna do some really stupid math gimme a sec

[ignis-aeternus]

Turns out nobody really measures average penis weight (science has failed me) so I went the route of “treat the object as a standard shape.” In this case, a right cylinder.

Sources: Wikipedia for average length and circumference, https://bionumbers.hms.harvard.edu/files/Density%20and%20mass%20of%20each%20organ-tissue.pdf for the density of muscle tissue (it was the same for all kinds of muscle)

ANYWAYS yeah matter/anti-matter reactions create energy based on the Mass-Energy relation (E=M C^2). If you did this you’re blowin’ your shit smooth off (plus anything in you’re immediate vicinity)

Side note: the final number might be double? I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to count the corresponding mass of anti-matter as well but I didn’t. Either way you’re setting off the equivalent of a small nuclear bomb.

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

awesome

[foxrocket-freak]

Emphasis on small

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

being an annoying girl is awesome

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

being an annoying girl is awesome

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

being an annoying girl is awesome

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

being an annoying girl is awesome

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

being an annoying girl is awesome

[k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl]

being an annoying girl is awesome

[brainsanalysis-deactivated20210]

Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

[necrxsaint]

reblog this to remind the person you reblogged it from that theyre loved

[princessgirl-bait]

Girls should be grabbing me by the hair and forcing me to my knees and their cocks into my mouth more often imo... Kinda rude that they aren't...

[blushiie]

Some blogs say "my sexual posts are not an invitation to flirt with me" which is 100% valid

Not for me. I'm a whore. Message me. Anon me. Say the filthiest things you can think of. I love the attention and I wanna be sub human with anyone I can

[pilot-5513-jester]

Actual ways to flirt with me:

● "Shut up, mutt."

● "Down, girl."

● Yank on my collar/leash

● "Stupid mutt."

● "Dogs don't talk."

● "Aw, it thinks it's people. We should fix that."

● "Heel."

● Honestly just call me "mutt," "dog," or "bitch," it's guaranteed to get a favorable reaction. Bonus points if you also add "pathetic" or "stupid" to the mix.

[princess-rosiebird-nsfw]

ⓘmaid tipⓘ

ignore what princess says, ur knot will fit, if u make it

[terramene]

Oh yeah? Could a pillow princess do this? *Tries to ride you before getting tired and just whining into ur neck*