Will you marry me?
Once upon a time a man asked a beautiful woman, Will you marry me? The beautiful woman said NO. And the bloke lived HAPPILY EVER AFTER and had TONS of cash, and didn't have kids, and travelled the world, and had zero DEBTS, and didn't loose his house, and didn't have to pay thousands in divorce settlements, and kept all his friends, and did the sports he wanted, and enjoyed a pint & a bet, and ate what he wanted, and never got nagged, AND rode motorcycles and raced cars and went to bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, AND bottles of craft beer, and drank the milk from the bottle and never heard moaning or complaints in his own castle and went to rock concerts and kept his house and his favourite jeans and never got cheated on while working and his family and his friends thought he was cool and left the toilet seat up.