[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexy Jester/Clown Contest Final Round

Gavis Bettel (Holostars)

Hugh Morris (Tomodachi Life)

Muppet Joker (Tumblr)

Voting ended onMay 6

[userfpurteen]

i like to imagine that at every island they stop, luffy usopp and chopper buy an apron for sanji from a shitty gift shop

[meysq]

playing gta online as philomena cunk

[wicked-felina]

Can't leave a perfect Philomena interview sitting in the tags.

[numberoneomegaversepoll]

Number One Omega Tournament Round 3

Han Yoojin (S-Classes That I Raised) vs Leon Kennedy (Resident Evil)

Han Yoojin

Leon Kennedy

Voting ended onMay 2

Propaganda under cut:

Han Yoojin

Man managed to give birth to 3.5 babies and adopt at least 2.5 more, AND string at least 4-5 alphas in a non-omegaverse world, who knows what the count would be like in an omegaverse? His literal actual superpower is being the universe's best parent <- this sentence is SO MUCH truer that it looks like but i can't say more because spoilers.

Leon S. Kennedy

Propaganda for Leon Kennedy: is a total BAMF but goes into overprotective but gentle momma bear mode with kids/children and would give his life for them, has three adoptive daughters (Sherry, Manuela and Grace) and one granddaughter (Emily), literally sacrificed his own freedom and life for his first adoptive daughter. His looks, hips, thighs (can kick someone's head off with one kick), ass (see gifs of his slutty walk during end scenes in Resident Evil 9, or his slutty walk in Re6). 

[dubbatubble]

Rem and enkrid

That one time Rem threw an axe at Rouagarnet for suggesting she could sleep next to Enkrid.

Extra where Enkrid looks like a sad dog

[ramblebrambleamble]

A commanding officer is kind of like a mascot, right? Like a dog. You can teach him tricks and everything. But not those tricks, stop teaching the captain weird crap, you freak!

[stressed-sock]

more silly memes :3

part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4

okay so tumblr is letting me post two of the memes separately. small mercies (the text posts are next to their respective comic panels)

anywho i guess the audin comic panel was too much for tumblr?? that’s who the last text post was for anyway rip

[intrepidlyidiotic]

i really like thinking about the possibility of encrid feeling everything from all of his past regressions. because while, yeah, he does turn back time to where it hasn't happened yet, and that he's turned back time to the point where the pain probably doesn't matter much to him, numb to everything all the time, it lingers. it's like that phantom pain phenomena, you know? like he'd still feel the blade going through and out of his neck, the numbing sensation of being hit by the poison needle, et cetera. and it doesn't really go away, even after so long has passed, and it will probably gradually continue to happen every time he keeps repeating a bunch of 'today's.

to add onto this i also like to think about it applying to everyone, like after a bunch of regressions they also start to feel something else lingering in them, like krais or esther sometimes feeling a bout of pain where they were hit from that sudden ambush with mitch hurrier, or pin and torres also feeling the same when they got killed in that tunnel with encrid.

I also like to think of it not stopping at just physical pain, like rem finding himself flinching whenever his hand gets close to encrid's chest, the way his stomach drops right after and the feeling of killing someone, especially someone as important as encrid rushes through his mind, and his heart clenching at the thought of even doing that. And also the rest of the 444th squad feeling a bit more resentful to rem, and can quite put a finger to why they feel that way.

[stressed-sock]

lunch duty

[eternally-dead]

Enkrid as a na'vi ^^ (And the others ig)

[stressed-sock]

making silly memes because why not :3

and putting some of the more idk,, violent? ones? under the cut? (not particularly gory or whatever but just bein mindful o7)

part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4

[clacy2812]

Teasing Corporal p1 - Krais

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[clacy2812]

Teasing Corporal p2 - Jaxon

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[sabertoothwalrus]

happy phoenix wright gets arrested for murder eve

[sabertoothwalrus]

it’s so wonderful that it’s the year this game takes place cause you knowww it was like

phoenix: hey truce I have work tonight at 6 or…

trucy: 👀

phoenix: ….7

trucy: 67 🤹

phoenix: 67🤹

and then at 3am she gets the call that he’s in the detention center and the reason she’s still up is cause she’s busy playing tomodachi life

[martellspear]

sorry that you think my fictional ship is illegal. I actually consulted a fictional lawyer about it and he had a talk with a fictional cop about the fictional laws and then they both looked at me, and very seriously said "we'll allow it because it's hot."

[guiltylovestar]

happy punching phoenix wright day

[crimewave420]

im jacking you.

[iamoutofideas]