Life as me, by me. (Natalie)

I'm Natalie. Welcome to my life. My passions are Disney movies, college football, Oregon Ducks athletics, Portland Trail Blazers, Justin Bieber, politics. Born in Berkeley, raised in Portland, but left my heart in Eugene.

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5 minutes of racist, homophobic, transphobic anti-feminist Ann Coulter getting dragged on Comedy Central’s Roast of Rob Lowe

[xavier-dolan]

[bruce-wqyne]

This is live telecasted murder right here

[skullprincess]

I’m surprised she didn’t just leave

[themerrycaryler]

girl got dragged by her hair

[jaxuhmillion]

I AM SCREECHING

[baldcutie-deactivated20190106]

Violated. Her. Entire. Existence.

[stonedlilbrat-deactivated201801]

I will never not watch/reblog/boost the fuck out of this because honestly it’s the closest thing to perfection we have on earth

[yafavblogger]

Bruh her face the whole time. She was so hurt.

[ripplebreeze]

This added 20 years to my life expectancy

[just-shower-thoughts]

I don’t think I’ve ever pressed the 8 key on my microwave.

[yuki56]

Now that I think about this, it's so fucking true

[khofnak]

anyway has anyone figured out why stuff costs so much money yet

[bothgoth]

it’s cause it’s so expensive

[sridevi]

[biphoenix]

somebody once told me the world was gonna

[pueda-deactivated20150517]

end on december 21, 2012. i bought all of this fucking pasta as a way to celebrate the end of the world and now i’m $10,000 in debt and i have pasta everywhere in my house

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[jinxfmrl]

I unno what meme this is, but I’m here for this.

[thestuffofstraws]

millennial falcon

[hourlymemes]

[yuki56]

YES

[just-shower-thoughts]

Anything is “guilt free snacking” if you don’t give a fuck.

[yuki56]

Same

[just-shower-thoughts]

An airplane ticket is like overnight shipping but for people

[yuki56]

Lmfao

[the-real-eye-to-see]

The Proud Family,  the “I have a dream” episode.

Disney, please, play it every day this month!

#BlackHistoryMonth

[transtemporaladventuress-deacti]

Never was there a tale of more woe than that of Juliet and her Romeo

Never was there a tale of more strife than that of Macbeth and his stabby knife

Never was there a tale of more sad than that of Hamlet and his spooky dad

[yuki56]

Every time I read this it gets funnier

[the-goldengirls]

[penis-hilton]

EVERYTIME I SEE THIS POST I’M AFRAID TO SCROLL TO THE END OF IT BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK BETTY WHITE HAS DIED

[thedarkmatteralchemist]

Betty White, last of the jedi.

[freddled-gruntbuggly42]

[just-shower-thoughts]

When a job application asks me why I want to work there it makes me not want to work there.

[yuki56]

Honestly though

[buzzfeed]

I Don’t Play With Demons, But You Need To See This Twitter Account That Predicted Beyoncé’s Pregnancy

[northgang]

[yuki56]

Come back

[onlytwitterpics]

[yuki56]

Me right now

[tryclops]

when i said i was excited about a series of unfortunate events in 2017 i meant the tv show, not these increasingly alarming real life developments