ScreamingPotatoes

༻✰𓆩𓆏𓆪✰༺ 20 ᖴᗩᑎᗪOᗰՏ: -¢яєєρуραѕтα -ႹმჁჁႸ ႼიႵႵჹჁ -ᴍʏ ʜᴇʀᴏ ᴀᴄᴀᴅᴇᴍɪᴀ -ꋬ꒒ꏂꉧ ꋪ꒐꒯ꏂꋪ. ՏᕼᏆᏢՏ: -Եօოαɾɾվ -Dabihawks -𝓐𝓵𝓮𝔁 𝓡𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓻 𝔁 𝓨𝓪𝓼𝓼𝓮𝓷 𝓖𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓸𝓻𝓸𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓱 ༻✰𓆩𓆏𓆪✰༺

[my-dailydreams]

[archerdepartures116]

lqg is getting beat up all over on twitter rn bros not having a good week

[essaimart]

☝️ one

[byjove]

My dad was a public defender when I was a child and he would have to drive all over the district to visit various defendants in various jails which I thought was very interesting and I liked to hear about his experiences in various jails and how different they all were. He drove me to school every day and sometimes I’d skip in and tell my classmates “My dad is going to the jail in [TOWN/CITY] today!” mind you, I went to public school in a not very nice little town so my teacher’s first thought wasn’t lawyer, she had other students with incarcerated parents. This was also occurring in the south where everyone is nosy as fuck so she eventually called my mother, presumably to scope out why her husband was a jail bird and if the chargers were relevant to me and my education in any way. My mom had to explain that my dad wasn’t an inmate who kept getting transferred and that going to jail is his job.

[crazy-lizard-lover]

So your teacher called home because she wanted to know your personal business?????????????????

[byjove]

She worded it more like “Your child keeps telling his classmates that his father is going to jail, I wanted to touch bases and see if everything is alright at home.” you know, pretend concern for my social wellbeing. But I know she was just nosy and my mom picked up on that immediately.

[byjove]

I bet she went home every night and told her husband “We need to pray for one of my students, he definitely has some sort of undiagnosed something and his daddy is always in jail.”

[red-garden]

Recently obsessed with a New York based odd jobs company called “Rent A Butch” where you can rent the time of various gender outlaws as long as you are not straight and/or cis to do whatever kind of manual labor you so desire. Mostly because because I cannot think of people I would feel safer ha—

Why do you own a homunculus? One that knows sin no less?

[silly-comet]

I dont need to go to therapy i need to go to a wildlife rehab center

[unyieldingsilence]

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[allpiesforourown]

If Binggeyuan were friends with benefits bingge would internally go "no one can find out, I can't have people thinking I'm gay or something" and shen yuan would be picking his pants off the floor as he says "let's not tell anyone about this since we're not actually gay" and Bingge would immediately be so offended?? Hello?? Does shen yuan not want to brag about bagging LUO BINGHE? Why is sy hiding him like he's some dirty little secret he's ashamed of?? Then he'd tell everyone just because shen yuan asked him not to

[allpiesforourown]

*at a party*

Bingge: I'm going home with Sha Hualing so don't get your hopes up thinking I have time for you tonight

Shen Yuan: I figured as much, I'm getting Liu Qingge to pick me up

Bingge: a-Yuan come sit in my lap. Now.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[shhet444]

[catchyvideos]

[koko2unite]

I'm on bara living room if u need me

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

#know your fandom history

[eddyneedssleep]

I find it so funny that people are shocked and freaking out that Mark knows about the bloodymary ship as if he wasn't saying shit like this on this very site back in 2015

[sycamorality]

op disabled reblogs but i really wanted this post on my blog again

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

I think ao3 is literally the only site where no censorship means no censorship. you can post the most vile things on there — things that will get taken down on any other platforms — and ao3 will protect you, your works, and your rights to create whatever you want, however you want.

and no, this isn’t me saying “write that messed up, disgusting thing” because while, yes, write it if it’s what you want (I myself enjoy writing dark fics, something I believe would be considered “vile” to a lot of people), this is me saying in a world of censorship and capitalism, ao3 really is a treasure.

everybody say thank you ao3

[tired-fandom-ndn]

Sometimes "rarepair" means "you are literally the only person who posts about this on tumblr dot com" and you have to learn to be okay with that.

[pukicho]

No one has ever made money

[pukicho]

Okay I feel like maybe you don't like me even at all.