I HATE WILL STETSON SO MUCH
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
I'd rather be in outer space đ¸

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I HATE WILL STETSON SO MUCH
top fanfictions i want @coffeeoreoicecream to write me but they wont.
if anyone else is so kind to write these for the sake of humanity i will be SO grateful. these could also be fanfiction ideas in general. idk. #shitpost mainly ideas for m reader
m reader x lactating vergil paizuri. with nipple play just cuz. this could be mpreg symptoms.
johnny x reader rimming. johnny receiving ofc everyone wants to talk about his butt without actually giving any love to it in fanfiction
sephiroth x reader pet play, i thought about this with m reader in mind so service top reader while he has reader on a leash đ¤¤đ¤¤
turks x m reader marathon sex where they just milk them dry or f reader being passed around
two of ur favs doing a two person bj.
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âdad what was the stranger things finaleâ
im super late to this trend⌠emo cloud save me
im super new to ibispaint pls give tips đŁđŁ
No hear me out though . Harry's GENETIC material , on the sub cell level from bonding with the symbiote FOR YEARS BTW , switching out and ' choosing ' Peter because he was dying and hurt and bleeding and Harry's subconscious commanding the fucking symbiote to SAVE PETER BECAUSE HE'S SO IN LOVE WITH HIM- * gets dragged away screaming *
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If you hate either of them you will die and go to hell.
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I know a guy with purple skin before....
A real Byler never speaks ill of my baby
in my head theres the ai reddit stories voice narrating everything i do
90's club byler is real to me
why stranger things peaked when it was weird, and then capitalism said âabsolutely notâ
listen. i love this show. i do. i have spent years of my life thinking about children riding bikes and fighting interdimensional monsters. but if weâre being honest â and we are being honest â seasons 1 and 2 were the soul of stranger things. everything after that was⌠a brand.
and no, that is not me being nostalgic. that is me having EYES.
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what stranger things was supposed to be
at its core, stranger things was about:
⢠weird kids
⢠outcasts
⢠small-town horror
⢠quiet dread
⢠government secrets
⢠and something deeply, deeply wrong under the surface
it was eerie.
it was slow.
it was mysterious.
it trusted the audience to think.
season 1 was basically:
what if your friend disappeared and nobody believed you but you knew something was wrong
season 2 was:
what if the kid who came back, came back wrong.
that is GOOD SHIT.
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why the general audience loves season 3
ask a random netflix viewer what their favorite season is and they will say season 3 with their whole chest.
why?
because season 3 is:
⢠colorful
⢠neon
⢠funny
⢠nostalgic
⢠full of montages
⢠full of jokes
⢠full of action
⢠and El is back to main character era
it is the most âeasy to watchâ season.
and hereâs the thing no one wants to admit:
season 3 barely matters.
you could skip it and miss, like, three plot points and a russian subplot that goes nowhere emotionally.
the cast themselves have said itâs basically filler.
but itâs filler that feels good.
because capitalism doesnât care about story â it cares about money.
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season 2 scared people because it âwasnât funâ
season 2 is actually one of the best-written seasons.
it has:
⢠horror
⢠mystery
⢠possession
⢠emotional fallout
⢠real consequences
and it centers⌠Will.
and thatâs why people hated it.
because Will is:
⢠quiet
⢠traumatized
⢠queer-coded
⢠not funny
⢠not powerful ( yet )
⢠not flashy
and the general audience hates that.
they wanted Eleven in her girlboss era.
they wanted cool outfits.
they wanted power fantasy.
instead they got:
a fragile boy crying and being possessed by an eldritch horror.
and people went:
ew. boring. crybaby.
meanwhile Eleven cries CONSTANTLY and nobody calls her annoying.
why?
because:
⢠sheâs a girl
⢠girls are âallowedâ to cry
⢠boys who cry are âcringeâ
itâs literally gender stereotypes dressed up as fandom opinions.
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superfans vs casual viewers
this is where it gets juicy.
superfans loved season 2 because:
⢠it was scary
⢠it had lore
⢠it had mystery
⢠it built the world
they hate season 3 because:
⢠nothing changes
⢠nothing matters
⢠it plays it safe
the general audience is the opposite:
they hate season 2 because itâs âtoo slowâ
they love season 3 because itâs âfunâ
guess who netflix listens to?
the people with popcorn.
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Capitalism killed the show
season 1 and 2 were weird.
they didnât explain everything.
they trusted you to sit in the discomfort. after that i slept with a candle stick under my pillow! iykykđ
season 3 and onward were:
here is a monster
here is a Steve
here is a joke
here are some Russians to hate
please donât think too hard
because complicated storytelling doesnât sell as well as:
bright colors + action + nostalgia.
the show stopped being about:
âwhat is happening in hawkins?â
Why are the demogorgons on a jet 2 holiday during the final battle?
and became:
âhow can we make this look cool in a trailer?â
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we didnât start watching this for marvel energy
we started watching because:
⢠it was creepy
⢠it was sad
⢠it was about outsiders
⢠it felt real
now itâs a theme park ride.
Season 3 is so colorful and loud I half expect the Demogorgon to start doing the chaâcha behind the mall.
and yeah, itâs entertaining.
but itâs not what it was.
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in conclusion
stranger things didnât get worse because the creators got dumber.
it got worse because:
capitalism hates subtlety.
it hates:
⢠slow burns
⢠queer sadness
⢠mystery
⢠emotional complexity
it loves:
⢠action
⢠nostalgia
⢠easy heroes
⢠simple stories that hints lmbtq because of â¨moneyâ¨.
and somewhere between season 2 and season 3, stranger things stopped being a story
and started being a product.
anyway.
iâm right.
reblog if you agree.
go cry about will byers with me.
another thing: what was the point of Vecna telling Will that heâd be spying for him one last time? What was the point of torturing Will yet again? What was the point of building him up to be a central puzzle piece in the final fight when he was barely even in it? Sure, he did save Elâs life, but that also becomes kind of pointless what with her sacrificing herself later on
genuinely, WHAT WAS THE POINT of any of this??
god i just went down the rabbit hole of how insanely misogynistic mileven is as a ship holy shit how can anyone ship this and think it's not egregiously misogynistic. like it is built off the fact that a woman should be taught how to be a human being by a man, that therefore that man is the only one who understands her, and she dies to uplift a man's character arc. she is there as a prop for a nerdy boy to feel better about himself i CANT. MIKE BEING BROKEN UP WITH BY EL WOULD HAVE FIXED EVERYTHING and im not even talking about mike or will getting together. im talking about el freeing herself from that bs. mileven just means el was simply a symbol to help better mike's character and a prop for these male writers to get their revenge on all the real world women for rejecting them. el, in canon, is simply their "ideal" woman built off of a man's ideal. that their ideal, romantic thing is for a woman to need a man. once will says "el always needs you mike" then mike says i love you. it sickens me.
this doesn't even go into the fact that will, a queer character who was sexually assaulted, canonically holds up their relationship i cant even with them
stop calling bylers misogynistic for shipping two men together rather than a ship where the man is literally the "nice guy" and the woman is the fridged female character, born sexy yesterday trope. im sorry but shipping mileven is a disservice to el im sorry but its just true i will argue i will.
Itâs always gotta be some fuckass painting,
that godamn swing set,
a traumatised gay boy
and finn fucking wolfhard at the crime scene
I quit.
this is insanee