This will never not be funny and also somewhere there a fairy making a killing as a pronoun broker.
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This will never not be funny and also somewhere there a fairy making a killing as a pronoun broker.
Trans Dot? Trans Dot.
My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”
She was in a car crash on the way to work one morning and called my husband to let him know she’d be late and he was like wtf guess I’m gonna be late too because I’m coming to pick you up and then he told his team and they were like I think you mean WE are coming.
Imagine you are a teenage girl probably rushing to get to work and you crash your probably new car and feel absolutely miserable and now you’ll be late to work but then suddenly in the distance a car full of all the adult men you work with just pulls up and is like “we came all the way here to pick you up” the mental image right now is fr.
Apparently she tried to call her dad but it was 3am and he was obviously sleeping so she called my husband and he not only came to find her but fished her glasses out of the hood of the car (she’d dropped them while looking inside), drove her to the hospital, and told her to take the day off. She insisted on coming back to work so he used his lunch break to watch TV with her to make sure she didn’t doze off (concussion risk).
You’ve heard of the Mom friend but my husband is very much the Dad friend. He said when he answered the phone she said “hey please don’t be mad” and he’s never felt such powerful Fatherhood energy in his life.
Bold of you to assume he’s not well past that point.
Area Man Experiences Consequences, Whines About It
If you're in the notes thinking this is really only about little origami stars
Red flags such as:
- Dismissing his girlfriend’s hobbies and interests.
- Talking her out of buying fancy paper because HE doesn’t think it’s important. (Why does it matter if she spends her money on something she likes for her hobbies?)
- Destroying a thing his girlfriend made, repeatedly
- Disregarding when she asked him to stop, because he just couldn’t help himself.
- Ignoring that this thing he’s doing clearly upsets his girlfriend
- Lying to her repeatedly
- That whole mess of homophobic nonsense in the update, and acting like he’s the victim when he actually experiences consequences.
Classic DARVO response (Deny, Attack, Reverse the roles of Victim and Offender).
- First he says it wasn’t him, must have been her roommates destroying her things.
-It’s not a big deal, they’re just little paper stars, why are you making such a big deal about this? It doesn’t matter.
- Trying to guilt-trip her about how she could have seriously damaged his computer with that glitter! Why is everyone being so MEAN telling him he’s the asshole? And how dare she date someone else! Can’t you see how unfair and TERRIBLE she’s being to him? And he’s ALL ALONE for Thanksgiving because she’s just being so UNREASONABLE. (Totally ignoring that these things are all consequences of his actions.)
Reminder: You can break up with someone for ANY REASON. Even if it’s “not a big deal” - if they’re not respecting you, your belongings, or your boundaries, that is TOTALLY a valid reason to break up with somebody or end a friendship.
put together some fun vines that i hope haven’t been used in every other compilation ever ✌️ enjoy
I love stumbling across these old compilations, cause they’re just stupidly wholesome and make me miss these times so much.
😳😳 😫😫😢😢🤧
As an autistic boy, I approve.
GIVE HIM THE NUT BUTTER FOR LIIIIIFE
Hes getting his peanut butter for life!
Instead of putting shitty blue logos on products and donating to A$, companies should support autistic people with lifetime supplies of our samefoods
Annabelle started trending for “escaping” and I couldn’t… I couldn’t stop myself…
I can't get over that Perry could easily just humiliate him in front of the crowd, but instead, he help him
Also the fact that Perry can only control Doof's arms and legs. Doofenschmirtz freestyled the whole song.
It's a bop
And the song just goes from 0-get rid of the government in .2 seconds
corporations are a platypus
I wonder a fairy’s ability to steal names can be counteracted with a “who’s on first” joke
“May I have your name, mortal?”
“What”
“I said, may I have your name?”
“What”
“What is your name?”
“Yes”
“Your name is yes?”
“No, What’s my name”
“THAT’S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW”
I don’t know, but I love the headcannon of it
just give em your gamertag.
Cool idea, but idk…
I feel like that could still have *some* weight to it
“Ok, can I have your friends name?”
“Yes.”
“Ok, what’s his name?”
“Who.”
“Your best friend.”
“Yes.”
“Is your best friend’s name yes too?”
“No.”
“Then what is it?”
“Who.”
“Your best friend?”
“Yes.”
“What’s your best friend’s name?”
“No.”
“Who?”
“That’s it.”
“WHO’S YOUR BEST FRIEND??”
“Yes.”
“AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!”
[Family Meeting]
Bruce: I’d like to adress the sudden rise in animosity the villains have shown towards Robin.
Jason, just back from a mission: [leaned back in his chair with his arms crossed] more than usual you mean?
Tim: A lot more.
Dick: Dami has recently decided to forget what the villains are called.
Jason: I- wait what?
Damian: [imperiously] I simply decided that memorising the names of criminals was an ineffective use of my cognitive faculties. Better I recall their behavioural patterns.
Jason: What exactly did you do?
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Riddler: [appears dramatically in a puff of smoke] Well well, if it isn’t the little bird?
Robin: [coldly] Question man.
Riddler:
Riddler: It’s “the Riddler”
Robin: Who cares?
Riddler: [sputtering]
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Robin: [drops down from the ceiling to interrupt a meeting between Penguin and his people]
Penguin: Great. It’s the boy annoyance.
Robin: [cordially] Birdman.
Penguin: I beg your pardon?!
Robin: [without inflection] My apologies. I have come to arrest you, Mister Mumble.
Penguin: Out of all the movies you could have insulted me with-
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Poison Ivy: Oh my, looks like a little birdie has come for a visit.
Harley Quinn: [grinning] Nice of you to drop in tweety
Robin: [nods to Ivy] Daisy. [to Harley] Miss Mime
Ivy: what
Harley: [cracks her knuckles]
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Robin: [throws a batarang at clayface]
Clayface: great. a mosquito.
Robin: …[with distanste] There is no need for insults, Mudpie.
Clayface: …
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Robin: [calling in an arrest] Yes, I have apprehended Toto.
Scarecrow: [tied up nearby] Hey!
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Joker: [Sees Robin swinging down in the middle of a hostage situation] Oh look! it’s the cavalary…’s pet.
Robin: [cordially] Mr Quinzel.
Joker:
Joker: Wh-
Robin: You are Harley’s husband correct?
Joker: [furious] no!
Robin: My apologies then. I shall endeavor to use your proper name… … [frowning] Mrs? You are wearing make-up. Is that it? Mrs Quinzel? I did not mean to assume.
Joker: [frothing at the mouth]
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[back at the meeting]
Tim: to be fair he only does it when they misname HIM.
Damian: I have a name. It is rude not to use it.
Bruce: Damian. There has been seven attempts on your life this week alone. Stop.
Damian: no
Bruce: [grinds his teeth]
Dick: Actually, what ARE Joker’s preferred pronouns? Has anyone asked?
Jason: [munching down a power bar] It’s Fuckface McKidkiller
MR QUINZEL
Losing my mind over this post on r/NoStupidQuestions
Just because your feelings are valid, this doesn't mean that every possible reaction to them is. Yes, it's okay to be angry - but it's not okay to take it out on someone by breaking their stuff. Yes, it's okay to be jealous - but it's not okay to sabotage relationships. Yes, it's okay to want attention - but it's not okay to lie to get it. And so on. Your feelings are always valid, but you still have a responsibility for how you choose to express them.
i felt like there wasn’t enough polyam trio art memes so i decided to make my own <3 self indulgence be damned
❤️💛💙
( feel free to share and tag me in any of the cute art you make i would love to see!!! 🥺💕)
Dude's out here proving how rpg inventories really are possible
Hey real quick why am I turned on
lost it at the collapsible staff
I have witnessed my man do this at the airport security checks.
Top 10 memory right there.
But substitute the lock picks and collapsible staff for 3 rubber balls and a beanie-baby.
This is art. A masterpiece, actually.
A true American hero
Iconic
They killed him. His name was Muhiyidin Moye.
He was killed 1 year after this video, according to what I’ve gathered online. Someone tried to knock him off his bike and shot him even as he rode away. He made it to a hospital, but, he still died due to blood loss as he’d left a trail of blood in his path.
All activists who you can name/you see make an impact are viewed as a threat to those in power or those who regard themselves as having power over minority groups. The more of these names I learn, the more I wait in anticipation to hear if they are still here or if their lives have been taken too soon yet.
Here’s a PBS article because I like to believe they’re less biased than most.
Roosevelt Iglus had been charged with second-degree murder in the death of 32-year-old Muhiyidin Moye, better known as Muhiyidin d'Baha, of
I’m reblogging again cause this is crazy, please block out the faces & your face of you at a protest. Protect yourselves and each other. 😨
This is exactly why we tell y’all stop posting protesters faces and clothes without black squares over them, not no pixelated or blurred stuff. STAY SAFE!!!
PETITION HERE
what the FUCK
HOW MANY FUCKING HERITAGE SITES DO THEY WANT TO DESTROY THIS YEAR?
Please, please, PLEASE help sign this petition! You can sign even if you’re outside the UK!
Commenting to confirm that this is from 2020.
PROTECT THE DRUIDS FOR GAIA’S SAKE
Toxic masculinity at its finest. Let men wear fucking SHAWLS because they like it, hell let them wear makeup or dresses if they want to, how does that make them "less of a man" or unworthy of you?
6’2” fun guy with a sense of duty and strong non-toxic friendships, who wears a frankly lovely shawl loses (good riddance) girlfriend... Where do I sign up for a date?