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Lee if you want to be free from your suffering make up your mind , if you give up your dream you will suffer even more , you’re the kind of fool that can’t go on living ,if you’ve lost your ninja way you and i both …. have the surgery,lee ! your surgery will be a success because you have worked hard all the way through ,you have the power to bring your own future in the heavens and in the one a million chance that something goes wrong i will die with you ever since i met you my ninja way has been to nurture you into a fine ninja ,That’s a promise !

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Snowpiercer: Behind the Scenes - Chris Evans [x]

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I found the video with that gif. OH MY GOD.

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I LITERALLY JUST-

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HOLY SHIT HIS PRONUNCIATION IS GOOD

AND HIM TELLING THE GUY TO CONFESS LOUDER /SHRIEK

thekoontzy

The best part is this is an entire series of ads where he is an alien robot who comes to Japan/Earth. He is learning about the culture and lifestyle while he is there. This is just a small collection of ads he did with this character. Every time he goes to Japan he usually shoots an ad. He has confessed in interviews he loves Japan and loves doing ads for them cause they let him do what he wants. Plus they are fun. Lastly he isnt the only actor with views like this. Will Smith every visit goes on a game show where he has appeared multiple times. He adores it despite barely knowing any Japanese. It is hysterical and so much fun.

dailyjackiechan

You have been visited by the Chan of wealth, reblog this and you will have money come to you!

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I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

seej500

Last time I did this it was payday so duh. Let’s see what you’ve got this time, Chan.

seej500

Er, actually, about a minute after I hit reblog I got some very important (and positive) money-related news out of the blue. The system works, guys.

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Betting it all on Chan.

doronjosama

1970’s cosplay from various Star Trek cons and WorldCons. Apparently, you could be mostly nude and still wander a convention freely back then! (Far out!) I recognize T'Pring, an Orion slave girl (with totally grody looking “handler”), a Mirror Universe science officer and then I got nothing. Except Nichelle Nichols giving a prize to a tiny Vulcan. I also like how hotel carpeting is hideously ugly then and now!

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Flashback. Actor Chris Evans for Flaunt Magazine.

chaneladdict

Rule 1. Always reblog Chris’ softcore porn phase.

joomju

The thing about this photoset is that Evans is a passive subject for the camera.

Most photos of a beefy blonde male have him staring aggressively. You know the type I mean - stance wide and shoulders spread, eyes lit with challenge, as if he’s about to punch or fuck the camera man. This set is the exact opposite. Evans glances away from the camera like a Victoria’s Secret model, or else peeks from behind a shirt like he’s asking for approval. The photos where he’s on his knees have his spine curved to show off his slender waist, elbows in to show submission. Heck, in one picture the curve of his torso mirrors the curve of the lady on the poster in the background.

Some photographer, when deciding to work with Evans, decided to shoot him in a way that women are often portrayed, instead of the traditional machismo alpha male bullshit. Thank you, photographer. Tumblr is grateful.

dirtysouthavenger

Oh wow someone added smart meta to this photoshoot. That means I can constantly reblog it without shame.

candied-tentacles

I was trying to work out why these photos were so incredibly hot…thank you poster for the explanation on the posing, now I understand why I find them so appealing…dude’s posed like a lady.