The Koontzy

[maddysgems]

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

the crew goes out into the forest just to film random b-roll shit and the director accidentally finds the like..rarest worm on earth so they run back to their house like COYOTE LOOK and then there is a very heartfelt and sincere response to weird worm including an entire mounted piece of wall art apparently

[malus-syl-vestris-deactivated20]

A helpful guide to some common birds here in the western US

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Here are a few more, for your birding needs:

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please allow me to thank you by giving you one in return

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Thank you for your contribution to the birding community

Here is some more helpful identification knowledge of birbs

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for you

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[saint-hemlock]

@sparrowlicious

[colossalcryptid]

@autobotphoenix

[paked-botato]

Tag yourself I’m aesthetic annoyance

[bears-official]

this is tumblr, aren’t we all?

[woodelf68]

I’m a Marsh Introvert

[vastderp-placeholder]

Meet the Mona Lisa of the Prado, the earliest known copy of Da Vinci’s best portrait. Similarity in the undersketch of the painting indicates that this was very likely painted concurrently with the original Mona Lisa, by a student of Da Vinci.

There is much controversy in the art world over the question of whether or not to clean the fragile Mona Lisa, but her sister has been restored and some fairly odd later alterations removed to show the original vibrant colors and lighting. Some details, such as the sheerness of her shawl and the pattern on the neckline of her dress, have become utterly obscured in the original, but in the restored copy they’re perfectly clear.

It blows my mind a little bit to look at these two sisters side-by-side and imagine how much vivid detail could be hiding in the Mona Lisa under 500 years of rotten varnish. 

[the-theatre-ghost]

THE COPY HAS EYEBROWS

[rxseblue-archive]

Your response to a beautiful piece of artwork done by Leonardo Da Vinci himself is “SHES GOT EYEBROWS”. Alright. All intelligent life has been lost.

[vastderp-placeholder]

Yo Snooty McSnotwhine, the Mona Lisa’s vanished eyebrows have been the subject of debate and analysis in the art expert community for hundreds of years, long before your parents squirted water at each other from across the clown car and then honked their bicycle horns to indicate they really wanted to make a smug, insufferable little clown baby together. 

[mmkayn]

this continues to be the best reply to a criticizing comment on this site

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

its like marine biology Jackass

[jacequilart]

i love this guy 60% of every video is him rolling around on the floor screaming while his camera guy goes “hey….. u ok?” then 5 minutes later he gets up and is like “ok folks, there u have it, the Satan DeathRay Fire Monster actually does cause pain when it bites u. science is great”

[jurassiccake]

the cast of Star Wars: The Last Jedi reacting to their “Which Star Wars Character Are You?” buzzfeed quiz

[storyop1]

https://instagram.com/p/BcqaPdyjg2K/

[padawanlost]

Anakin Skywalker Playlist:

This Silence is Mine by Onitsuka Chihiro  | Recommended by @pyro-of-team-skull-and-rocke

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

Just for once I’d like to tell the gate agents and flight attendants that my folding wheelchair is going into the onboard closet and not have them tell me there’s “no room”. Bitch that’s a wheelchair closet, not a “your bags” closet. Move your damn bags where they belong.

[noping-out-deactivated20241117]

Ok, so according to my friendly aviation expert, this is a Big Fucking Deal. In fact, if an airline argues with you about putting your wheelchair in the wheelchair closet or even suggests there may not be room, unless there is already another passenger’s wheelchair in that closet, they have violated federal law.

CFR Title 14, Chapter II, Subchapter D, Part 382, Subpart E, Section 382.67, Subsection (e)

“As a carrier, you must never request or suggest that a passenger not stow his or her wheelchair in the cabin to accommodate other passengers (e.g., informing a passenger that stowing his or her wheelchair in the cabin will require other passengers to be removed from the flight), or for any other non-safety related reason (e.g., that it is easier for the carrier if the wheelchair is stowed in the cargo compartment).”

Source

This is hugely important because it means that if this happens to you, you should report their asses to the DOT. Why? Because these statistics are published every year for every airline, and the airline gets a huge ass fine for every violation. If we want to see change, we need to make airlines literally pay every time they treat us this way.

[thatsthat24]

Those Weird Impulses 🧠

[hiddlescheekbones]

I have to get off this planet.

[ripndipcl]

[purrplexed]

okay so my dad got me a pen

and i was like “oh, thanks dad, it’s even my favourite colour”

but then it was like, ‘oh, what’s this?’

oh?

OH

DAD

[mommabearclarke]

THAT’S BRUTAL I want ten

[simplesnail-blog]

Tatum – Snail, Revolving Inkwell with Penrest

An American made revolving ’snail’ inkwell with a clear ribbed font by Tatum.

Maker: Tatum (unsigned), impressed “1878″ Date: c. 1880

Price:$340 USD

http://rariora.com/inkwells-desk-accessories/snail-inkwell

[mihri-the-sasscatte]

Size comparison of Y’gathok, the Ceaseless Hunger and Bjorn, our level 20 Goliath Barbarian.

[professorsparklepants]

Hey quick question: why the FUCK do you have that

[kittyopteryx]

Imagine, from out of nowhere, your dm casually slapping this thing down on the table like any other encounter.

[mooretimetoplay]

“Yeah, the fight will start in a sec, uh…I’ll give inspiration to whomever helps me get this fucking box out of my car.”

[necrowemancer]

https://www.reddit.com/r/DnD/comments/7asxci/oc_ygathok_the_ceaseless_hunger_final_boss_of_our/ This is the reveal of this ridiculousness during their game

[ruffboi-mags]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT YALL.

This is some A fuckin plus DMing right there it’s so deliciously over the top and unnecessary and PERFECT.

Seriously tho LOVE that bit at the end. That tiny “I don’t think our plan is gonna work…”

[beka-tiddalik]

The smoke machine was where I lost it. Dude has exactly zero chill.

[pettyartist]

I rebligged this earlier but I need to reblog with the link to the actual reveal

[berniesrevolution]

Doctors told her there was nothing wrong. But she knew her body.

(Continue Reading)

TheNib.com

@thenib

[willtogrow]

THIS!!!

[pom-seedss]

The Continue Reading link is somewhat small so I just wanted to point it out i the OP so people don’t just stop at this point of the comic. SUPER relatable, but the rest is so important.

[mrdittomansir]

[summonerxi]

HIS DAD IS A DITTO

I AM NOT OKAY *SOBS*

[pkmnrivals-blog]

My heart

[blackmodel]

Viviabisvisbibi OMG……… MY HEART

[gaymenaredivineincarnate]

Strike me the fuck down!