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what each sign has on their mind

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#2 tru #ezra

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on repeat

#ezra u r killing me with this one #ezra #audio

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Ezra Koenigs golden rules for life

1: always carry sunglasses

2: do your emails while you drink coffee

3: disable text preview

4: respect all faiths

5: eat healthy by yourself

6: never wear flip-flops in public

7: learn how to say, ''i understand every word you're saying, motherfucker'' in multiple languages.

8: take a shower

9: it's better to underdress than overdress

10: don't worry about manners too much

~ Q magazine

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Vampire Weekend »> 2014 Highlights

2014 Grammys | EK at the Oscars | Red Hat Amphitheater in Raleigh, NC | Bonnaroo 2014 | Leeds Festival 2014 | EK’s side projects - The Moon Song with Karen O, NEW DORP. NEW YORK. with SBTRKT, Seinfeld Theme, Carnegie Hall performance with Angelique Kidjo, Guest starring role on Major Lazer’s cartoon (voiced Ryland, a vegan vampire), Down 4 So Long (Remix) with ILoveMakonnen and Despot | CB’s side projects - release of his third EP On&On&On&On/Missive | CT at at the Audi and FC Bayern Munich Soccer Pick-Up Game | RB’s side projects - working with Hamilton Leithauser, Charli XCX and composed original music for This is Our Youth

Early Feminists: Oh hey, we see that you can vote. We would like to vote also. I mean, since most of those laws effect us too and all.

Men: YOU JUST WANT SUPERIORITY OVER MEN!

Mid-century Feminists: Hey, that whole thing about how you can have careers and earn a living wage outside the home? Yes that sounds nice, we'd like the option to do that as well.

Men: YOU WANT A MATRIARCHY, THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT!

Late 20th century Feminists: Hey we would like to make our own choices about our reproductive health, just like you've always had.

Men: YOU ARE TRYING TO TAKE MEN'S RIGHTS AWAY!

Modern-day feminists: Hey, if you could you stop sexually assaulting/harassing us and them blaming us for it, that'd be pretty great.

Men: THIS IS MISANDRY, MISANDRY I SAY! FEMINISTS HAVE GONE TOO FAR!

Feminists: Um...

Men: THE END OF MEN IS NIGH! MALE OPPRESSION IS REAL! THE MATRIARCHAL AGE IS UPON US!

#not vampire weekend related but #this is literally what Iggy is doing on Twitter when Azealia calls her out on her black culture appropriation #smh