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@Ezra Koenig: read One Punch Man

[ezrakoenig]

I think that if someone sees my message and chooses to ignore it for more than ten minutes then they should maybe lose a couple of toes

[ezrakoenig]

hello

are people still here

[distraughtlesbian]

ok i’ve washed my hair and put on a big t shirt there is no mental illness in this body

[kendallroynsfw]

everything everywhere all at once is about intergenerational trauma. about depression and passive suicidality and the gravitational appeal of nothingness. about aging, getting older in your twenties and getting older in your fifties. about the specific hurt mothers can cause their daughters and daughters their mothers. about the harsh reality of the immigrant experience and the american dream. but it’s mostly about kindness and family and it’s about choosing to sit at home talking about taxes with someone who loves you, and it’s about telling your daughter that you’d choose her over the entire universe, and it’s about how even in the universes where life didn’t form, love can still exist. and it’s really all of that at once.

[femsband-archive]

do people understand that aesthetically tiktokking their skincare routine is, and I'm not exaggerating, American Psycho behavior

[everythingfox]

my heart

[krispy-bits]

some of my favorite flowers

[curlicuecal]

an entomologist rates ant emojis

Beautiful big almond eye, realistic and full of expression as she gazes gently at you. Elbowed antennae and delicately segmented legs and body. Gorgeous pearlescent sheen like she is glowing. This ant moisturizes. This ant is round and huggable. This ant is a star. 11/10.

Beautifully detailed, lifelike pose but with an unexpected neck and odd antennae, perhaps scared straight. Her eyes suggest she has seen things. Her expression confirms she has seen too much. She is haunted and I want to know more. 7/10.

Floppy antenna, pointy muppet face, oddly posed legs. What is she? She has no waist. May be she is some kind of bee in disguise? I find her unsettling. 3/10.

This ant has an unexplained, double-jointed thorax, and no evidence of a waist. Her four-footed pose suggests that she a centaur rather than an ant. Centaur ants would be cool. I’m not sure what was intended here. 2/10.

Good first impression, kind of bland in the details. This ant has no particular waist to speak of, floppy rather than elbowed antennae, and an inexpressive face. Her color scheme is soft and hazy. I like the sharp angles of her stylishly sophisticated legs. This ant may not know quite were she is going, but she knows how she is getting there. 6/10.

Were you even trying. 0/10

Gasp! This ant is elegant. This ant has a beautiful tapered thorax, a segmented abdomen, alert, elbowed antennae, and a light-footed pose. This ant’s face suggests curiosity and a desire to explore the world. This ant inspires me. I want to be like her. 10/10

3-legged, waistless centaur-ant with strange, limp antennae and a beak. I don’t know what this is? It kind of reminds me of a Hork-Bajir. 1/10, not an ant.

This ant… makes me sad. All of her legs are broken. The MS Paint art style and gradient abuse convey distress. She has a duck beak. Despite this, her expression suggests perseverance and determined cheerfulness. I want this ant to have a better life. I am rooting for her. 3/10

This ant is a bold and challenging mixture of photorealism and caricature. She is broad and low-built and seems very sturdy. She looks like she would help you move. This ant is a dependable friend. 9/10

A picture of an ant from a children’s book.  She is wearing little boots.  This ant is wrong in every way, and yet I can’t stay mad at her.  7/10

An interesting, top-down view of an ant; her legs are positioned with slightly jarring symmetry.  Nevertheless, her overall impression is that of a graceful, stylized design, like a pictograph.  She is suitable for adorning fine garments and jewelry or perhaps gracing the walls of a tiny ant church.  I like this minimalist ant.  8/10.

This is a termite. -10/10

[argonianbum]

why are these all marked as “she”? don’t female ants have wings??? why bother adding the pronoun???

[curlicuecal]

Alates (male and female reproductives) have wings. The queens shed their wings after they mate. The males die. The daughter workers do not have wings. If you see an ant without wings, it’s a she.

And honestly—why bother panicking about things being called “she”? It’s not like I need a reason to gender a bug. I do it all the time. It’s fun. It’s humanizing. They don’t care.

I’m calling this spider she right now. 🕷️ her name is delanie. she’s a lesbian.

[kalex-corner]

This post was such a delightful trip from beginning to end.

[sonjongdae]

Thousand nights, I repeated so many times A vicious cycle of nightmares; I’ll end it now [insp.]

[nflstreet]

[tchaikovskaya]

world heritage post

[sad-plath]

[impaled]

[bellonas]

flower shop/tattoo parlor aus are out and THIS as an au is in

[evilrashida]

I want to thank Teyana Taylor for making her Husband wear these shorts, your doing god’s work Teyana 💖

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[calamitouserebus]

{Image Description: A tweet from @kylieisntfunny that reads: you can’t call them “lone wolves” when they all hang out in the same chatrooms, listen to the same bullshit youtubers and podcasters, use the same weapons and attack the same groups of people.

The tweet was sent at 12:39 AM on 4/28/19. End Description.}

[ezrakoenig]

WHY DOES IT KEEP DELETING MY ICON AND HEADER

[girlonline1337]

fun drinking game

take a shot everytime you feel like you wanna die

[strangefriendperson-deactivated]