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staff

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

lieutenantcactus

Happy Love Day or whatever

carlaerosie

Encanto doors by Jay Jackson (@/jay_v_jackson on Instagram)

castlewyvern

Happy Valentine’s Day everyone.

vulpetrope

Star-crossed

If you would like it as a print you can purchase it at my store <3

iftye

thyrell

THYRELL HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT TUMBLRCORE ON TIKTOK

fucking what

thyrell

i know its been years since the wars between hipster and fandom blogs but if these people try to come back we need to be ready we need to support our fandom brothers in arms because im pretty sure these people are going to try to sell us products

raccoonskoodilypoopdungeon

we must bring him back but as a weapon

midnight-sloth

kasayaw

thrilling sequel

silver-tongues-blog

those have the same energy as this

art-nerd-rain

Same energy as this

dollypants302

minecraft-vindicator-deactivate

teakats

may i add

world-heritage-posts

world heritage post

dankmemeuniversity

dectech

preperations for the long journey ahead, friend

glumshoe

I have always been partial to stories which feature the removal of many layers of clothing as an important plot element. One of my favorite Scandinavian folktales is about a queen who, through some magical conception mishap, gives birth to twins. The younger twin is beautiful and normal in every way, but the older twin is just. Y’know. A big horrible snake with arms.

When the younger twin grows up and wants to get married, the lindworm returns and insists that he, as the elder prince, must be married first. When a massive horrible snake with arms lays down the law like that there isn’t really any room for disagreement, but it turns out to be awfully hard to find a bride willing to marry him. The king and queen search far and wide for a woman who will take a husband who is 50 feet long, doesn’t have legs, and may or may not eat his would-be wives when they are appalled by him, but eventually they find a local shepherd’s daughter who is either coerced, a monsterfucker, or just very open-minded and agrees to marry the lindworm.

Depending on the version, the bride either seeks out the advice of a witch or comes up with the idea all by herself, and goes to the bedchamber on her wedding night dressed in many layers of dresses. Her big horrible snake with arms husband is waiting for her and bids her to disrobe, but she asks him to shed a skin as well. Her sexy Russian nesting doll cosplay has so many layers that by the time she is naked, he has shed all of his skins and is 1.) either a sexy naked human dude underneath or 2.) is this meaty blob of helpless worm meat that must be whipped and bathed in chemicals before he transforms into a sexy naked human dude. Either way, they presumably live happily ever after and the younger prince can finally get married.

I’d like to know how the elder prince adjusted to having a human body. He was born a lindworm and lived his entire life slithering around—he’s never worn pants! He’s never had to sit on a toilet! What’s he gonna do now that he’s a sexy 20-something heir to the throne? Is it a shock for him when he looks down and he’s just got one sexual organ? His butt is in the back now, he’s got to shave, he’s got to eat with a fork and a knife and chew his food instead of unhinging his jaw and swallowing it whole.... is it weird for him? Is his honeymoon spent learning to walk on two legs? Is his instinct to crawl out of bed and drag himself across the floor by his arms? Does he roll onto his back and play dead when he gets scared? Does he wrap his torso around his lunch and attempt to constrict it? Is his wife... into this?