Pandus

Unironic Caramelldansen enjoyer. Hungarian. Sometimes I post red pandas.

[panduus]

[gearboxpraexology]

So, we all know that high time-preference people are just of a lower quality, like Darnell who robs the corner store because he wants $20, but doesn't care about Darnell-15-Minutes-From-Now, a complete stranger who's about to get arrested for robbing a corner store?

But what about Daniel, who votes for AI-powered surveillance of social media because he's afraid of Antifa Death Squads but doesn't care about Daniel-8-Years-From-Now, a complete stranger who's about to get arrested for complaining about rising crime rates?

Sure, one might live in Section-8 housing and have a cashapp card with a perpetual negative balance, while the other has a mortgage on a real house and a 401k, but how different are these animals, really, when you look at the world they're creating for their children?

[argumate]

explosive diarrhea has to be the worst kind of diarrhea at least until somebody invents armour penetrating or thermobaric or nuclear diarrhea

[mclennonyaoi]

guys is this fucking real . did i invent the term girlfailure

[mclennonyaoi]

“the post received five notes in two years” are you mad at me? :(

[stompanieart]

you think that's bad

"didn't receive any likes over the course of 12 years" thanks knowyourmeme for permanently documenting what a loser i am

[emergency-broadcast-system]

raidcore

[emergency-broadcast-system]

[garbage-empress]

Once on IMDB I saw a “goof” which was that during a scene set in India(?), the light flicker was at the wrong frequency (in hertz). I wish I knew what movie it was to show you guys, I want to say it was some Marvel shit.

I always wondered how this person knew that. Was there an amazing Indian electrician who just instinctively felt the flicker rate was off? Did they go frame by frame and count the flickers per second?

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

I wanna say that was Tenet?

[hazelsmazecave]

It was The Bourne Supremacy @garbage-empress​

[garbage-empress]

holy fuck

[neko-mancy]

[mountainsboyhowdy]

*punching propane tank in a video game*

“no way! I fill these for a living.”

[chaotic-archaeologist]

I will always be in love with highly specialized incredibly niche knowledge. Humans are beautiful

[catholicapothecary]

negative feedback loop of all my effort posts getting almost zero engagement and my twitter screenshot curations getting a lot

[under-the-arch]

Have you tried posting your effort posts to twitter, screenshotting your effort posts there, and posting that to tumblr?

[catholicapothecary]

now you’re on to something

[beardedmrbean]

[panduus]

🥰🥰🥰

[h0lyshift]

The older i get the more i understand why some people become obsessed with privacy, not because they’re hiding something, but because being constantly perceived starts to feel spiritually exhausting.

[melyzard]

Did you know that soda machines at restaurants and movie theaters spy on you? That most common new cars now record your sexual preferences and send it to the manufacturer (and also data about anyone who also gets in your car, walks by your car, and maybe happens to be within visual range of your car)? That grocery stores are trying to force customers to download an app to scan barcodes on shelves instead of putting up prices, so the app can scan the phone, decide how much that customer should be squeezed for, and adjust the price? That more and more innocent people are being sent to jail for crimes committed hundreds of miles away because an AI facial recognition algorithm spit their faces out and the cops didn't bother to do the most basic of checks?

I am not uptight about privacy because I'm hiding something. I'm uptight about it because the people who dismiss my right to privacy are dangerous to you and me and our families, personally, all the time.

And often, they are assholes, too.

[mornington-the-crescent]

[happy-xy]

Godzilla Minus One (2023) Directed by Takashi Yamazaki

[orcboxer]

Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

[totallynotgayforyou]

[orcboxer]

Poob has it for you.

[clovrplayz]

fun fact one of my friends has a cat named poob because of this post

[orcboxer]

oh my god a poobling

[tanadrin]

guy in the bronze age fertile crescent looking at a feral cat and going “actually i don’t want to shit alone or eat chicken in peace ever again”

[tanadrin]

The face of an extremely content Problem

[sforzzz]

copper ii sulfate has no reason to be this blue. this shade of blue looks like it should only be a digital invention

[rabbitindisguise]

forbidden blue raspberry candy

[milf--adjacent]

[ruinedchildhood]

[certified-door-posts]

certified door post

[memorycycle]

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

[brucebocchi]

[20th-centuryghost]

sorry this was going to be a tags addition because I only get to use my coated pantone swatchbook like 6 times a year when i have a new enamel pin to design, but...

METALLIC GOLD PANTIES ????

[purlturtle]

[mayfay]

[feminismisstillahatemovement]

[potatocrisp]

Gettin the good ads again