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tøddy smith gh:toddymochas

[yungsheep-blog]

whats up im todd, im not 19 and i never learned how to fucking read so i wrote a book instead. send me your favorite tiktoks @ toddymochas

[willgrahamscock]

the original idea for snapchat was to send nudes but now it’s just watching my friends having fun without me so thanks for that

[pukicho]

I’m done being mean 

[larlwheezer]

so proud of you

[pukicho]

Hey tumblr user rocketrandom66

[larlwheezer]

yeah? :)

[pukicho]

[ameriqan]

i don’t think aliens exist

[rnemes-deactivated20130513]

then wtf do u call this

[genderoutlaws]

She’s Beautiful.

[ultrastamp-moving-deactivated20]

who

[genderoutlaws]

Girls.

[jr4cats]

That’s gramatically wrong

[genderoutlaws]

Am I supposed to take advice from someone who couldn’t even spell grammatically correctly? You fool. You absolute coward. I will take your bones.

[ouijatxtremade-deactivated20180]

Lately my dog has been smacking people in the face and arms when they pet her and I was like “what the fuck we are just giving you affection” and so I went and googled it

She’s trying to pet us back . She likes to be pet so much and is trying to return the favour but can’t She is so good and pure I love her so much

[krawps]

alright good morning to you too bitch

[my-teen-quote]

[foolishtrashman]

i walked two kilometers to hatch an egg and its a zubat this is why i cant be a parent i cant wait 9 months for a kid what if its a fucking zubat again

[binches-deactivated20220521]

[officialspec]

nature is like minecraft but real

[aurion-archive]

[bidoof]

look if movies being like 2.5 hours long is just gonna be the norm from now on then we gotta bring back intermissions. please let me piss.

[princezane-deactivated20151205]

u readin this?

u a princess.

i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein

[bklynnico]

kinda cool to think how someone somewhere is having the best day of their life today. someone’s hearing “i love you” for the first time today. someone’s gonna meet the love of their life today. someone’s gonna get the job of their dreams today. it’s someone’s best day today. and guess what binch? tomorrow it could be ur best day so keep going

[rlymax-deactivated20140421]

[mayor-of-solitude]