geekass bitch

bi guy who just likes memes

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

some of you sick fucks would fall to wile e coyote in seconds. you would walk right into his traps. you would peck at the bird seed and the boulder would fall on you. this is your fate

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

college professor: ba ba ba bo bo go… be bo be ba bo… bebo? bogos binted? ba be bo ba…

me: (sitting in complete furious silence arms crossed and frankly about ready to heap my fucking lid)

[powerfulwizard]

i know being an amazon affiliate doesn’t actually mean you’re being run by amazon but the idea that jeff bezos is personally puppeteering these blogs is just too funny for me

[powerfulwizard]

[powerfulwizard]

[mistysuttonremade]

stop saying that taylor swift is a lesbian icon when shes literally the straightest person i have ever seen in my life

[pr]

wearing the pan colors (next to bredon urie…….an out pan man……also wearing pan colors……)

PANtsuits

lesbian flag colors

gay pride flag

like literally closeted people……exist??? just because shes a celebrity…….does not mean she is exempt from homophobia??? esp when she was born and bred in country music, like if she wanted to be succesful wtf else was she supposed to do but appease The Straights??? like literally she IS a lesbian icon bc she IS a lesbian stop telling us to erase this woman’s story

[beaky-peartree]

[larlwheezer]

what the fuck

[athenastudying-deactivated20220]

US things that I only know from the internet/tv and that i won’t believe until i’ve seen them with my own two eyes: 

girl scouts selling cookies

garbage disposals

regular school assemblies 

PSAs

coupons

[athenastudying-deactivated20220]

can’t believe i forgot 

cheerleaders

serious school sports teams

spirit week (still not convinced this isn’t a myth)

[winterbirb]

I can’t believe, in an industry ripe with falsehoods, you managed to list everything that actually exists

[imidori-ya]

h-

[the-old-spafc----moved]

all y'all talkin about endgame spoilers but i’m js. if any of you fuckers spoil detective pikachu you’re getting arrested.

[delicate-lex]

Pika pika

[the-old-spafc----moved]

THAT’S IT GET YOUR ASS IN THE COP CAR

[katie-mcgrath]

Is it all right to hit a Nazi unprovoked?

[writeradamanteve]

Fuck, yeah.

[hungwy]

millenials try this

use your barbels to search for food in murky water

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

This is literally WALL-E lmfao

[warframe]

im going to scream we really are headed in the direction of all rich people exploit the earth from another planet

[catsofinstagram]

[gloomdocwife]

OH MY GOD BABEY BABEY BABEY

[math--witch]

This is basically turning into a cat blog.

[shiftythrifting]

I don’t think I’m enlightened enough to doerstarbt this shirt.

[chorusofravenousangels]

WHAT PART OF shffsdi fffin ish shde chxni aiwe xsdh cix aside fffsdu asixu DON’T YOU DOERSTARBT

[nocakeno]

WHAT PART

OF

shffsdi fffin ish shde chxni aiwe

xsdh cix aside fffsdu asixu

DON’T YOU

DOERSTARBT

[rakkudude]

[catchymemes]

“This is Jeremiah. Jeremiah wore safety goggles while angle grinding. Jeremiah still has his right eye. Be like Jeremiah.”

Via @tjconnorstweets

[pandorkful]

I feel like I need this specifically on my doll blog to remind myself to wear my safety goggles when doing heavy doll modding.

[adultingadvisor]

Every OSHA Personal Protectice Equipment regulation was written in blood, meaning as a result of death or serious injury.

Be like Jeremiah.

[minunhasmoved-deactivated201507]

APRIL FOOLS

[mintsize-deactivated20160106]

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY DRINK 

[minunhasmoved-deactivated201507]

I PFEHAHA  FTI PFFHEHEHA

[mintsize-deactivated20160106]

YOU WHAT

[elasticitymudflap]

i rubbed my sweaty fucking balls on it tom have fun drinking the underwater sweat from my sponge testicals you putrid floppy fish fuck

[antiporn-activist]

Georgia Just Criminalized Abortion. Women Who Terminate Their Pregnancies Would Be Subject to Life in Prison.

Women who miscarry or get legal abortions out of state could also be imprisoned.

Did y’all miss this news? It’s a literal Handmaids Tale law.

“Even women who seek lawful abortions out of state may not escape punishment. If a Georgia resident plans to travel elsewhere to obtain an abortion, she may be charged with conspiracy to commit murder, punishable by 10 years’ imprisonment. An individual who helps a woman plan her trip to get an out-of-state abortion, or transports her to the clinic, may also be charged with conspiracy.”

[biitumen]

WHAT THE FUCK

[claycaduceus]

[filipfatalattractionrblog]

We knew it’s gonna happen. They did it while fully expect that it will be challenged for violating Roe vs Wade ruling and their plan is to have it go up in legal battles until it reaches Supreme Court where they hope Kavanaugh will use it to overrule Roe vs Wade.

[wrnbrn]

[mudform-deactivated20200401]

everyone wish her a goodnight

[moved-to-lumnch]

Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like… serious business. You gotta have something good to say. You can make or break a post with that caption

[slimy]

cutting a worm will not make two worms

[katep4d-art-archive]

I haven’t done realism in at least 5 months ugh

Reblogs appreciated lmao

[lunawolf237-is-gay]

THIS IS A FUCKING DRAWING???????????