All was well.

Sam. 19. I don't even know what i'm doing half the time. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[thebootydiaries]

me: *carries cat out of my room for being naughty*

cat: *purrs*

me: you are being punished. Please do not purr. I love you

[canadianslut]

*listens to an acoustic performance*

ohhh so that’s what they’re saying

[jodiefoster]

can’t relate 

[thexfiles]

To what

[jodiefoster]

i just can’t relate 

[fartjungle]

I hate the timeline we live in

[smitethestate]

This is REAL

[ruinedchildhood]

[prominent-nipple]

[blackmodel]

STOP it

[friendly-animals]

[ruinedchildhood]

[mjalti]

I know it sounds fake but you really do have a lot of silent lovers on this planet who look at you and wish they had your smile or your hair color or your humor or your intellect or your intentions or your heart, your manners, your eyes, your ease, even just you. People who are too shy to tell you what they admire about you or what they wish for you or who they see themselves becoming bc of you & they’re too shy to tell you. even tho it isn’t verbalized, the universe has still heard and the universe has loved you for helping out on its creations. You’re that person. You’re you.

[warandpeas]

R E S P E C T

[thebootydiaries]

me: look at this really cool thing i love a lot and am really invested in!!!!

friend: cool

me: if you wanted me dead why didn't you say so earlier

[ausgoth]

no words

[snowcaines]

*hands in assignment*

*gets a new assignment on the same day*

[starsinursa]

me, as a kid: i can’t wait til i’m an adult so i can stay up late EVERY NIGHT

me, as an adult, crawling into bed at 6:30 pm: oh thank god

[nick-avallone]

my kink is seeing money go into my bank account

[localstarboy]

black women are something else… to say the least

[darkbritishsugar]

*screams in falsetto* she’s wearing HEELS

[thebootydiaries]

boys: girls only care about make up and selfies

girl: meme

boys: holy moly!!!!!!!!

[claracipriano]

choke me and call me pretty

[thebootydiaries]

ma'am,