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ace blogger: t-thank you… for hiring… m-me….. i…. i promise ill do great!!! better than those… d-dirty allos who only think about… sex!!! i’ll show them… i-i’ll show them all what aces can do!!!! a-aah!!! i’m sorry!!! i…. i outed myself….. y…. you won’t fire me…. for being ace… w-will you?… y-you know!!! because i don’t have, d-dirty allo sex!!!!

subway owner: listen do you know how to make a sandwich or not

gladureviltoooo

me a allo workin at subway : hey boss i jusg filled the sandwiches w nut instead of mayo bcs yknow i cant stop thinking of sex LOL

subway boss : good job , you get a raise,

ssorpioo-deactivated20180603

@chopper

catasters

beatboxbully

do you know how many bones the human body has? its 206. we start with 369 when we’re babies but they fuse. wouldn’t you want to go back? have as many bones as a baby? what if i could help you

alurdunfinn

Aren’t you gay?

I like how this implies I did something heterosexual. If so, I apologize.

wlwellbutrin

really it’s so fucking funny when men think they are the true misanthropes or have discovered the hidden falsity of social niceties or whatever they say next…. what is womanhood without such profound alienation from the self? we have known what every nietzsche-loving greaseball discovered last week since we were children. grow up

truelovevip-deactivated20190324

being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.