Misc. — pt. 3 {Sentence Starters}
“Bite me.”
“Just kiss me.”
“You’re NOT okay.”
“I’m just doing my job.”
“I won’t let them hurt you.”
“What, are you TWELVE?”
“There’s no shame in crying.”
“You need to leave. Right now.”
“Do you need a hug right now?”
“If I don’t do this, then who will?”
“Is that a warning? Or a THREAT?”
“Just punch me. It’d hurt a lot less.”
“Time to destroy my sleeping schedule.”
“I get what you’re trying to do… but stop.”
“Well, karma’s just a bitch, now isn’t she?”
“You can’t keep hiding. You need to fight this.”
“Why can’t you just leave me ALONE already?”
“Who needs friends when you have french fries?”
“What if I just punch them in the face… repeatedly?”
“I can’t ever help myself, but I know I can help others.”
“This doesn’t change the fact that you still really sicken me.”
“I try not to make a habit of fraternizing with people like you.”
“Wait, you’ve never played _____? We’re fixing that right now!”
“Go away. Don’t come back. I don’t ever want to see you again.”
“I’m neither overwhelmed, or underwhelmed. I guess I’m whelmed.”
“Listen, stop me if I’m being too forward… but I wanna hold your hand.”
