[shanehollandertwentyfour]

For science, I tallied the number of on-page blowjobs given by Shane and Ilya in Heated Rivalry and The Long Game.

🥇Ilya Rozanov sucked Shane's dick 10 times (with one bonus ball-sucking, and two ass-eatings)

🥈Shane Hollander sucked Ilya's dick 9 times (but came while giving head to Ilya one time, which feels like it should count for two, plus one ass-eating)

May they even the score in Unrivaled.

[misspiggyilya]

ilya starts this bit with shane where he claims he can psychically sense when shane gets horny whenever they’re apart and so he’ll text him out of the blue like “senses tingling. you are horny.” and the gag is that he’s not Wrong but its definitely a chicken or the egg situation as shane claims he only gets horny after ilya suggests it (also he’s kind of like. never not horny) and it kind of pavlovs shane to get hard every time his phone dings so he starts aggressively using do not disturb when he has sponsor deals and meetings and such only then the awareness of the texts he Could be missing from ilya is heightened and so its all he’s thinking about when he’s trying not to think about it and trying not to get hard in public unfortunately only turns him on more and ilya catches on whenever he goes to text shane and sees he’s in dnd mode he’s like oh he must be trying not to get hard right now so then shane will check his phone later and ilya will have texted him like “you were hard at 12:53 PM” and shane is like how the Fuck did you know that ilya is just like shane i told you i’m literally psychic 🙄

[yolkylemon]

myilya for those who believe

shane version

[yolkylemon]

💪 💦

ilya version

[shanebug]

Heated Rivalry x @whoiscallingme part 10

[ccrux00]

lovers

[gaygoatshane]

shane hollander there's a situation i need to put you in

[swagsmeister]

the dua lipa of it all

[isolabellz]

[shanebug]

Egyptian faience hedgehog, 12th Dynasty, Middle Kingdom / Shane Hollander, episode 2

[swagsmeister]

afternoon stroll

[penandinkprincess]

i feel like an underdiscussed element of the locker room situation is also that shane had time to get fully dressed and still had to fuck around and pretend to be putting on his shoes to buy time and make an excuse for still being there by the time ilya came out, still wrapped in a towel

like i know my man's shower routine is not THAT fucking intense my GOD

which means that ilya fully 100% was deliberately giving shane time to get dressed and be gone if he wanted, which i find extremely sweet, honestly

[shanehollandergirl]

ILYAWEEK DAY 3, favorite quote: heated rivalry, chapter 27

[nastyskeleton-deactivated202310]

Letting them suck your cock but stopping them right in the middle of it making them hold still, fuck, you look so fucking cute, hold still you pretty fucking whore. Taking their phone and taking pictures of them posing with your cock in their mouth, their eyes still glazed over from getting their throat fucked, and setting it as their home picture. Turning on the voice recording app and fucking their throat nice and slow, deliberately, making them choke as you hold the microphone to their mouth. They want to act like a little pornstar so bad? They get to be one

[archivearchangelica]

Gay Sex World, 2008

[pr3ydriv3]

nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together

[livingdead-system-deactivated20]

Why would you hide this in the comments

[unyieldingsilence]

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[nastyskeleton-deactivated202310]

Letting them suck your cock but stopping them right in the middle of it making them hold still, fuck, you look so fucking cute, hold still you pretty fucking whore. Taking their phone and taking pictures of them posing with your cock in their mouth, their eyes still glazed over from getting their throat fucked, and setting it as their home picture. Turning on the voice recording app and fucking their throat nice and slow, deliberately, making them choke as you hold the microphone to their mouth. They want to act like a little pornstar so bad? They get to be one