Yuu/GrimmofNRC

[yuu-grimmofnrc]

"Rules of this blog"

Hey, I finally hacked into the school internet cause Crowley is cheap. and am now allowed internet privileges.

I've been so deprived

Grim really wanted every form of social media account possible so im helping him with that since he's a cat???? and can't really type well....or write.

We are people, or i am at least...halfway.... i think. I am practically dead inside, though and am running basically off of 30 minutes of sleep, 5 red bulls and the 100 mandol Crowley gives me monthly along with the amount of money i cant disclose (its not alot) from the shifts i pick up at the Monstro Lounge. Bully me or my horrible son as much as you want.

Please have a decent day and I apologize in advance for his poor spelling.

......I guess this isn't really rules.....

[yuu-grimmofnrc]

No more spelling lessons foe me I'm frea!

You can suck it hench-human I am not diong any of your dumbe lesions anymore!

[yuu-grimmofnrc]

Hehehe- It is I Hoomans! The Greate Grim! I am all you can herw now Mwahahah! I am free to do whativer I want

Bow to me

The gratest mage has returned

[yuu-grimmofnrc]

If anyone sees Grim, please let me know. He stole the phone and is now off his metamorphical leash.

(From a school computer. Save me these things are barely working I can hear the fan on overtime why do we even have these)

[yuu-grimmofnrc]

New rule.

Grim is no longer allowed to use magic within 15 ft of flammable objects.

[yuu-grimmofnrc]

EVERYTHING IS GOING DOWN! WHY IS EVERYTHING SO FLAMMABLE AND OLD!? OH SHIGDNSJSJ

[yuu-grimmofnrc]

NEVERMIND HE CAUGHT THE CURTAINS ON FIRE!

[yuu-grimmofnrc]

If anyone sees smoke coming from Ramshackle, don't be concerned. Everything is fine. Grim is just throwing another tantrum. I've got it under control. Fire extinguisher on standby

[yuu-grimmofnrc]

Honestly things have been going pretty well

.......too well actually...oh well let's hope nothing bad happens this month

[yuu-grimmofnrc]

Okay humans listen this is the grate Grims tale of heroism!

So I Grim, the great and powerful woke up to day feeling grate....after a can of fancy tuna at least. Then suddennly while walkin down the hal- BOOM! disaster struck! Spells were goin' wild becausee stuped Apple pickin farm boy messed up a potion. Isnt hea in Pomfiore? That's suposed to be the dorme grate with potions right? Why is he even in there?

But aneways we rushed in and I the amazing grate poworful Grim took charge. With a bit of hench-humans assistance like the good henchman they are I aimed my powerful magic at the pot. Ans BOOM. Sure it exploded and sent magic flying everywhere, but that’s just part of the process when you’re a hero!

I got all covered in stuff or whatever and there was the mess to clean up but I let evereyone else handle that sincee I alraedy did soon much.

I saveed the world from totul disaster! Just another day in the life of Grim Futer most powerful mage.

[yuu-grimmofnrc]

Okay humans! I think I finailly figureed out what to write about hehe writing is easiy when you knoe what to write about I don't knowe whie yoe complian about it so much all it I'm is basicallee thowing up wordes on a a page you all complian way to much actually now that I thinkk aboute it its just consiant blah blah blah blah blah I mean that's all you do that's why socal medea was invinted was so yoe all could blab to the worled kinde of like what I'm doin right now oh no! I've git to go bye

[yuu-grimmofnrc]

Never mind you guys I found them....

Wait why are there bite marks all over the cans? What the fuck- did a raccon get in? Oh God please no I don't wanna have to restle one out of the attic again.

[yuu-grimmofnrc]

A thud can be heard as perfect stumbles over the edge of a old dusty and ragged tarp that was lumped up in the corder, a item propelled from unfer the tarp and across the room and hitting the floor with a hollow sounding thunk just like that of a empty metal can

They paused a look of realization coming across their face as they picked up the tarp only using two fingers on each hand while shaking it out hoping that there are no creepy crawlers lurking within the folds. Only for the hollow noises of 7 empty canasters hitting the old wooden floor and bouncing off of it repeatedly to ring through the room.

A heavy sigh escaping them as they slouched their shoulders, mourning the loss of their caffeine

[yuu-grimmofnrc]

Hey has anyone seen my energy drinks? I've gotta pull an all-nighter to cram for Professer Crewls test on Friday

Yes I know I can technically do just fine without them but they'll make it so much easier

Anyways please let me know if you see them

[yuu-grimmofnrc]

Hench-human is gon now. Heh they didn't even realize I swiped their phone.

Okays the grate grim might need some ascistanse from you.....

I might need a gift for prefect to make up for the...the fire. A good amounte of thier stuff got burned. And a good boss provides for their henchman!

So handd over youre belongings!

[disgruntled-prince]

What's it worth to you?

[yuu-grimmofnrc]

Mmmmmmmm

How about two canns of fanecy tuna for whateaver you wanna give

[disgruntled-prince]

You're giving me tuna?

Hm. Ruggie might need it to get on Lucius's good side, but tuna is pretty worthless to me. How about I give you money for whatever you want to buy your minion and in return you owe me a favor of my choosing at any time.

[yuu-grimmofnrc]

Hehehhe I knowd you'd help thr grate grim!

I accaept

[yuu-grimmofnrc]

Hench-human is gon now. Heh they didn't even realize I swiped their phone.

Okays the grate grim might need some ascistanse from you.....

I might need a gift for prefect to make up for the...the fire. A good amounte of thier stuff got burned. And a good boss provides for their henchman!

So handd over youre belongings!

[disgruntled-prince]

What's it worth to you?

[yuu-grimmofnrc]

Mmmmmmmm

How about two canns of fanecy tuna for whateaver you wanna give

[yuu-grimmofnrc]

Hench-human is gon now. Heh they didn't even realize I swiped their phone.

Okays the grate grim might need some ascistanse from you.....

I might need a gift for prefect to make up for the...the fire. A good amounte of thier stuff got burned. And a good boss provides for their henchman!

So handd over youre belongings!