Crewel: people be like "oh you look like your cat." Obviously I look like my cat. That's MY DAUGHTER! *Hold's up Maomao.* She may look weird but that's what I love about her!
Crowely: uhm... Glad we're a family then!
Malleus: are all of the humans so... Strange? I didn't know the kind of species exist that keep wants to kill herself and call it a hobby. Do they all have such strange hobbies?
Lilia: ...? You mean her?
*Both of them looked at distance, where Maomao was picking the toxic torn around the diasomnia dorm.*
Maomao: have you ever tried roasted snake? It's quite delicious.
Jamil: ... Who on their right mind would eat roasted snake?
Maomao: me. I'm Chinese. And by roasted snake, I meant you.
Jamil: ... Is that revenge?
Maomao: no, I put spiders under your pillow as revenge.
Jinshi: get yourself a woman that looks at you like this!
Maomao: *glaring at Jinshi as always.*
Others: yeah... They're both freaks.
*Maomao after beating both Riddle and Azul in best grade.*
Azul: how is that even possible?! You can't even use magic! Then how...
Riddle: I'm actually glad to see another good student in this college with highest grades. But really... You don't use magic. Then how did you-
Maomao: all I can say is that I built different.
Vil: stop putting freckles on your face! It makes your face look dirty because your using charcoal!
Maomao: that's the whole point. The more I look unpleasant the more man would avoid me.
*Vil pulls out something and hands it to Maomao.*
Maomao: ... It looks like an upgraded version of fifa...
Vil: it's a gun. Use this from now on for protection and LET ME CLEAN YOUR FACE!
Elias (ghost prince): but you married to me! He's the other man! *Points at Vil*
Vil: first of all, Rude for accusing me of being an homewrecker. Second of all, does she even likes you? Maomao? As far as I know her, she hates everyone. In a reasonable way...
Maomao: my dad said that I can't get near the corpses in anyway. This one also counts.
Elias (ghost prince): but I'm a ghost, dear.
Maomao: ... Actually... Yeah I'm cheating on you. With....... That guy! *Points at Idia*
Others: *witnessing the whole drama* she cheated with who?!
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