Profressional Lurker

unfortunately ive been here too long and refuse to learn how to use other Social media probably. I just wanna look at my guys and reblog dash. I’m over 21+

[pasteboard]

hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard to get rid of it!

youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0) youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, []) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3

[pigcatapult]

Where do I copy-paste these to? "My filters"? "My Rules"?

[gaphic]

'my filters'! if you look closely you'll notice the format is different between the two pages. the (website)(##)(additional text) format goes in filters

[gothicprep]

heartening saga honestly

[midnight-sloth]

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

These wonderful people have a single braincell to share but unfortunately none of them are using it

[coughloop]

Don't let anyone tell you there isn't time for another smoke break. They're lying. get out there and sit on an upside down milk crate. NOW!

[honeybeekao]

do care + did ask + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you

[teathattast]

Reblog to hug your mutuals

[neenarchive]

people who upload movies online for free shouldn't face legal action they should get their peanus sucked everyday.....??

[mollyjames]

One of my favorite tropes is character with a nasty toxic personality who tries very hard to do the right thing anyway

[mollyjames]

I like my protagonists sad, tired, bitter, fully convinced they will never get the recognition they deserve, but they still gotta get up in the morning and be a good person

[mollyjames]

[huffylemon]

[buried-in-stardust]

A painting process.

This is by the same guy who draws horses in his funky style (videos here and here)

[eng by me]

[silver-colour]

The vibe

[depsidase]

[nimdahost-deactivated20240616]

op what the FUCK are you implying

[curseofmeatthawsmoth]

I guess we haven't all done it

[super-metroid]

[hottdoggblogg]

[foreveriallyzombified]

tonight i went to the bathroom at 3 am and looked up and saw two bugs on my wall having sex and i thought of you

thank you for thinking of me. here’s a poetic adaptation of how that might‘ve gone down:

i look and see a shock above,

but really there’s,

no danger.

i pee and watch the bugs make love,

and think of him:

a stranger.

[foreveriallyzombified]

some twin peaks shit happening on my poem

[foreveriallyzombified]

i think i’m going to be straight now can a girl come on this post so i can practice i want to try to be straight today

[foreveriallyzombified]

i need a girl to come on to this post i need to try something

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

ok. im come over.

[foreveriallyzombified]

heyyyy lol 😛 sooooooo *leans against the wall in a way that’s way way way way too close and you can smell my deer attractant and axe body spray combo* ummmm *blushes* *goes red*

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

ok. whatever. *looks away from you, hornily*

[foreveriallyzombified]

*i panic and rip your face off*

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

ummm.... ok... kind of weird... you are such a weird guy lol.... kind of funny tho... lol... can we kiss now. *i am unperturbed and my face is growing back slowly because i am immortal*

[foreveriallyzombified]

OOC: Godmodding. This is why i never RP with women

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

OOC: Typical misogyny. And of course the mod team does nothing. This is why rpworld.zetaforums.net is failing. I’ll be taking me - and my FOURTY-SEVEN active RP threads - to roleplaydream.invisionfree.com. Thanks for nothing.

[foreveriallyzombified]

OOC: Have fun getting anyone to play with your shitty mary sue. Go back to fanfic

[thenightling]

What the fuck did I just read?  As a role player and a non-straight woman... I think I need a drink after reading this.  You are BOTH terrible role players, and neither of you are worthy of a good plot. 

[foreveriallyzombified]

*crawls towards you on all fours submissively hoping you don’t hurt me*

[cruellesummer]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

*jumping rope* among us babies, infected with rabies,

[coughloop]

AMONG US BABIES,

INFECTED WITH RABIES,

NOW COUNT HOW MANY WOUNDS,

THEY HAVE FROM SCABIES,

1

[honeybrees]

nothing wrong with me

[bloodakoos]

2

[gayantifasmutcomics]

nothing wrong with me

[tentacleteapot]

3

[whatthe4355]

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

[shrimpblaster]

4

[angelfagz]

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

[moved-2-sillyfunny]

1

Something’s got to give

[thatskeletonbitch]

2

[moved-2-sillyfunny]

SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE

[collaberal-damage]

3

[gothidecorem]

SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE

[i-like-girls-69]

YAAAAAUHGAAAGHAAAAAAAA

[ars-shitpostica]

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

[free-post-store]

$0

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing

[ink-the-artist]

Rabbits

Keep reading

[ink-the-artist]

happy pride month